A Star is Born

Almost, as in mini-Andy Cohen is almost here and Andy had his baby shower in Los Angeles on Saturday with a bunch of Real Housewives sans Bethie Stern since she seemed to have dropped the ball, or bomb, or whatever since the new power couple in Hollywood is also Andy's favorite and the names are O'Connell/Romijn.

Jerry in pearls was at the Cohen baby shower
and the Sterns weren't unless they snuck
in as busboys.

So funny that since apparently the Sterns were snubbed by not only Andy this past week and weekend, but the Kimmels too, because as blogged about, Bethie was in L.A. to plug those boring Hallmark Channel bowls with cats and kittens in them and calls it a TV show.

But there was an incident on January 27 at Kimmel's beach house he was renting to a friend who is the famous chef Adam Perry Lang and apparently was punked by someone who phoned police about explosives and none were found. According to TMZ, Kimmel had to bail out Lang...hmmm, a famous chef with no cash? Poor Kimmel, having a run of bad luck. He was on record for tanking the ratings of the last two Oscar ceremonies and supposedly the Academy may not honor that three-year deal with Kimmel and now alleged explosives at the beach house? Kimmel owns more than a few properties around the L.A. area and supposedly the Sterns have never been invited to Kimmel's newest home that he bought around 3 years ago or so near the Chateau Marmont and apparently, no Beth appearing on Kimmel's late night TV show to promote her pointless cat shows and not even an invite to Andy's baby shower? Run of bad luck here. What tale will Howard spin about all this? Are his writers all ready with a big cover story? Will we ever get another season of "Howard's Boob" about the antics of the boob Beth Stern?

The Power Couple Rebecca and Jerry O'Connell have replaced the Power Outtage Couple Howard and Beth Irrelevant.

Reportedly, Miss Humorless
had a nice pizza following
the screening.

With Beth out of town last week she missed a Cinema Society red carpet appearance for the NYC screening of "Serenity" with reports of Howard Stern not being seen for days hiding away in his inner sanctum watching his own screener of the movie showing his idol's assets and Howard fantasizing about a butt bongo fiesta and now no one can get Howard out of the bathroom. Uh, no, it wasn't Hathaway's butt he was obsessed with. I believe Rex Reed gave two thumbs up for Matthew's butt but otherwise panned the film.

These two had a nice Beth-free screening
of their film.

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