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Poor Howard Stern needs this blog so bad since he's got no one to give him plugs other than his wig master. 

It's getting pretty bad over at the Howard Stern message board Dawgshed.com, and they are running out of content since Howard doesn't do anything. It's like trying to keep up with an old man in a supermarket scooter that's blocking the aisle.

They tried to rally interest in the stale Stern show by asking people what message they would like to give to Howard. Well, below are a few of the replies. I am guessing Howard doesn't order any of his back office staff to post on Dawgshed. I think it would mean a bump up in their pay and Howard would only give them one extra bagel per week so it's really not worth it.

At least the former Stern show staffer and former Jay Leno Tonight Show announcer and writer Stuttering John Melendez is spillin' the tea on his podcast. Here is a brief summary of some of the highlights of his recent podcast [this blogger's comments are in brackets]:

- Tim Conway Jr., the son of the comedian Tim Conway, had John do his radio show and talk about his big telephone call to Donald Trump that made national news and he has filled in for Tim when he was on vacation. Now Tim refuses to let John on his show to promote his new book due to hate comments from Stern fans on social media.

- John will be at The Grove, Barnes & Noble, from 5PM to 7PM on October 27 to sign books and chat with fans.

- John said Conway Jr is a coward.

- John said he is a good guest and host. Fucking Conway refuses to help John out and of course you get a few hate people.

- John is getting good reviews on Amazon; hate comments are from the ones who are mad he left Stern.

- If Conway is so afraid of a few bad social media responses, then he doesn't belong on the radio.

- John again related how Howard had a staff conference where Howard said he wants every staff member to set up 10 fake Twitter accounts to tell guests to come on the Stern show - everyone - staff writers, back office staff, Fred, etc., but probably not Robin [who is a giant slow adult with sticky fingers].

- There is lots of good stuff in the book, Hollywood stuff, his dinners with celebs like Ozzy Osbourne, back office stuff about Jay Leno too, Kathy Griffin, and more.

- Artie checked into a hospital again, canceled shows, will be appearing at the Ramada Inn with Rev Bob Levy.

- John said that AJ Benza messaged him that Artie's mom and sister brought Artie to the hospital with his nose blown up. They thought he was OD'ing; he may be back to snorting coke.

- Sarah Silverman dated her way up [the fame ladder]. She even dated Shandling [yuck]. [Fun fact: Silverman was very supportive of Emily Stern and was there on opening night of her failed stage play in Los Angeles called "Earth Sucks" as does Silverman.]

- David Letterman was a smug asshole and Jay Leno was a nice guy. That's why Leno got the Tonight Show and not Letterman.

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No word on Howard's book that the NY Post Page Six had reported on several months ago but Howard's having a hard time with Stuttering John's fame and freedom from his ball and chain. Howard is still juggling residences like a sailor juggles the hookers at each port. His ghostwriter keeps upping the ante since he knows the book will provide endless fodder for the O Family of trackers and hunters as they think Howard is hiding more than they know while Howard has to hunt down more stories to buy off the homeless guy living in a box near the entrance to Katie Lee's kitchen to put in his book.

Funny to listen to the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show around Halloween and hear his disdain for the holiday that is all about having fun with the kiddies and dressing up in fun costumes. What happened to the wild shock jock Howard Stern? Now he hates Halloween since hooking up with the barren selfie monster who got ticked off when her hubby looked better in her gowns than she did so Halloween is off the list now. Howard is especially super jealous of old farts who can afford a second family with kiddies running around the house like Alec Baldwin and Robert DeNiro just to name a few. Howard can't take it. If Barren Bethie could have a kid she would, and Howard would be an insufferable asshole bragging about the little tyke and parading him into the studio to show off their costume and all the staff members would be mandated to praise Howard's lab-created male heir to his mirrored thrown room since he's got a bathroom fetish and is the gross out King of the Village Idiots.

Beth of course is still shilling for the American Humane Association's (AHA) Hero Dog Awards that was thought up by that Lois Pope who needed a work product for her bullshit selfie foundation, and who better to front the whole deal than Beth Do-Nothing Stern. Beth keeps recycling this same old granny dress to hide her huge thighs and tree stump legs for her AHA Hero Dog Awards show promo tour.

We find that Beth had time to sit down and talk to a nerd about how Beth gets an award this year from the Hallmark Channel for her work in getting animals dumped onto other people in record time. Oh and this award was INVENTED FOR BETH. It is the first annual "Adoption Ever After" award which makes zero sense. Beth adopts a few disabled cats that she locks in a room that are only let out for photoshoots and the rest of the feral felines are dumped via her drive-by limo drops onto other people on a roadside on her way back and forth to NYC. What a load of crock. But poor Howard really is working overtime with getting Beth bullshit fake awards and publicity since the renewal of his 10-year contract with Beth. So we've got another 10 years of this same bullshit from the publicity team of Howard Stern Productions.

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