Grieving Notable

As readers of this blog know, the Sterns' cat Sophia dropped dead last Saturday for no reason only that she had a broken heart according to Beth which is a theme with her. 

Her [original] Yoda the declawed cat was sickly and died of a heart ailment yet Beth conjured up a new Persian cat  with claws to create a fake story about how he was cured of his heart ailment by bullying and swatting feral kittens off his cat trees in the Hamptons cat room. Her dog Bianca died in 2012 from a heart attack, having to wear a heart monitor vest days before she dropped dead and Howard was in New York at the time on his stale satellite radio show and didn't bother coming home to see the dog one last time before Beth had it zapped into the hereafter.

Yoda the Cat is a bully and failed to score a third book deal.

Yoda wants to be alone and hates those foster felines.

Beth has to drag out the drama of losing Sophia the cat she only saw at mealtimes when she was let out of the cat room along with her other resident cats in the Hamptons at Stalag Beth while drumming up new drama over some stray cat(s) she has to conjure up since she's got a few people scouting kittens for her since she doesn't want to get stuck with harboring a grown cat since they are more difficult to quickly dump onto other people. Beth is into the overblown cat drama for her show, "The Real Housewife of Instagram" and is staring at her botched breast implants calling this modeling pose "sad today". Well, it is sad, since all I see is a giant wig staring at saggy old lady breasts that have fallen into her stomach or somewhere, I can't see them.

Beth was a grieving notable at the theater last Saturday night for the musical "Rocktopia", kicking dead Sophia out the door with her vet so she could make it in time and will rally again this Saturday the 14th where she will be hot in Cleveland since she thinks everyone there is middle class fugly, and will make her big debut on the red carpet at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame awards where Howard's employer finally got him a gig inducting a former [cute] hair band Bon Jovi who lost his talent when that hair fell out. Everyone might know that his sidekick Richie Sambora used to date the beautiful Cher and performed in her band a few times while she toured many years ago with her then-young son at the time also performing with her on stage [not the son Chastity but the real son Elijah]. 

The Stern/Buchwald agency never gives up, that's their slogan, even if another WTC implodes or Trump declares war on Russia, they will still badger the Sirius stooges to get Howard back on TV, even if it's only for five minutes of airtime, oh, and he comes with a rarely vertical hefty blonde who thinks she was a real model years ago and not just a modeling school dropout who had to badger daddy Stern to get her in defunct magazines posing with her arms covering her bizarre private parts trying to turn on sexually confused 13 year olds. Yeah, all her magazines went belly up save for that last one, Social Life in the Hamptons where Howard has to purchase one issue per year or they will not give giant Beth a cover feature wearing a size 18 bikini.

4-10-18

So what happened to Beth Stern crashing this red carpet event? Everyone is quite aware that Beth was a little more than miffed over the press coverage she got in 2016 for the first annual Best Friends Animal Society "Save Them All" gala benefit. Beth was barely mentioned while Emmy Rossum got star billing in the New York Post Page Six article and it seems Beth didn't bother with the event last year either and this year she was also a non-attendee and non-supporter of this fundraiser held on April 10, 2018. In 2016, the event was held on March 8 and in 2017 it was held on April 4 with Emmy Rossum again appearing sans Beth. This year Amanda Seyfried was the big star attending the event, again with no Beth is sight.

This news item originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 3-10-16, "Notable Nitwit":

We can't wait for Saturday when Beth walks the red carpet with the famous supermodel Paulina Porizkova who is married to The Crappy Cars with their chintzy jukebox irritating songs. They are being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with Bon Jovi and some other people. The Cars with Bon Jovi? Is this a fucking joke? Have The Cars won anything? Bon Jovi's won tons of awards and Jon was nominated for an Oscar in 1991. I mean, Jon was voted as having the best hair in Rock'n Roll and Ric Ocasek was voted as the most prolific at writing songs for the stupid.

I admit it is a riot Ric Ocasek scored the supermodel Paulina Porizkova but she is a foreigner and was desperate to marry a rock star and got stuck with Ric instead. It will be a riot to see the super tall model with a killer body share a red carpet with the super stumpy bleached blonde wife of a radio dinosaur trying to balance on 8 inch heels to try and convince strangers she was really a real model like Paulina and not just a troll looking for Daddy Goodbar on that rented stool at Nobu restaurant.

Paulina and her husband Ric Ocasek at the Met Ball Gala in 2009,
the biggest fashion event of the year, an event big Howard Stern
has always failed to score an invitation. Why, Howard?
I thought Beth was a big famous supermodel? Oh, she's
big alright, in all the wrong places.

Where's your Revlon ad Bethie? This side of nowhere?

I did blog about Paulina before and back in 2000, the only way Howard could get Beth a ticket to New York's Fashion Week was if he went with her. Paulina was a guest on the Stern show and they went to Fashion Week together along with Robin Quivers who horned in on the event too. [Ref: Beth Fan Page 2-13-17, "Sterns Seek Seat at Fashion Week".]

Howard was also the first to copy Paulina by having Beth his faux supermodel pose with cats. Howard has always copied from everyone else and is such a bore since he has no original content and the original content he has consists of his reality show featuring his dull staffers who think they're funny or interesting when they're just common average nobodies who do nothing and get paid for it, geez, just like Howard.

Paulina promoted black cat adoption in 2012 for an
animal sanctuary in Washington state when
Beth still had her dog Bianca. After she overfed her dog and
trotted it around nonstop, it dropped dead of a heart attack in July 2012.
In 2013, Beth moved onto the cat adoption gimmick and set up her big foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. 

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will be aired sometime on HBO. Since there are no ratings on cable TV, Howard feels pretty safe he can't tank the HBO broadcast although they will give him the hook if they can't get him to leave the stage and to stop the cameraman from showing his grieving notable wife Beth in the audience for a million quick camera shots. 

When Howard was tanking the ratings on AGT, he loved
to ham it up on the red carpet. You can see the hair glued to the top
of his forehead to hide his receding balding hairline. It actually
looked like he wore a full wig for AGT.

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#theonlytrophyricwonispaulina