360 Degrees of Nothing

In 2015, Howard Stern announced there would be a video streaming service app along with the audio broadcast of his Siriusly stale satellite radio show called Howard 360. 

Many news shows have this where you can get a 360-degree view of everything going on backstage or wherever, even the Oscar ceremony uses this feature online on their website during the broadcast. Everyone uses it but Howard the cheapskate coward who wants extra dough for the service and doesn't want it coming out of his dwindling show budget.

But now it's delayed again what with the major redesign of Howard's studio to make sure only he is the focus as the big cheese radio show host and Robin Quivers station is off in a corner across from Howard and Fred, the useless sound effects guy is behind a barricade, who signals Howard at regular intervals to insert a product placement ad or a commercial so Howard can make up for his annual budget cuts and pocket some extra cash since he can't face it that his original deal with Sirius is Gone With The Martine Wind, the transsexual who skated off after giving Howard his big deal with the Sirius satellite company that Martine is no longer involved with and has moved onto bigger investments like mind cloning. Howard wanted to make some extra cash to be a test subject for the project but all that was cloned of Howard was a robot computer program making doody jokes in the voice of Ben Stern so Howard was fired as a lab rat for the project.

Howard is all upset about being put back on videotape for his radio show since apparently, the new streaming service requires lighting and will be taped in HD which is not good news for the facelifted Howard who denies having ANY plastic surgery procedures done on that aged crow face.

Howard is used to being filmed in very dark shadows and CGI effects wearing tons of pancake makeup and hair filler. He is also fretting since Robin had her meltdown years ago and stormed out of the studio [before her bout with staged cancer] and refused to go into her closet [her office with no windows] or pick up her mail as she was facing annual salary adjustments and not getting compensated for being "on-air" talent with the former video service called Howard TV.

So all that bombed since Howard TV subscribers consisted of the super fan and super Howard and Beth paid mouthpiece, Mariann From Brooklyn, and two Jewish guys in Brooklyn who were still waiting for Howard to produce "Private Parts II" featuring his meetup with Beth at the racetrack and he paid $112 for her in a claiming race when she was chasing after other old married men with dough who would also get her on TV. She lost the race and won Howard Stern.

Anyway, Howard doesn't want to pay any of his staff extra money to appear on the video streaming service, only Howard is due the extra money as the sole star of his own radio show. He has Fred blocked by a huge barrier so his face won't show on camera. Howard is hopeful he finally got rid of George Takei after baiting him to joke about harassing gay men. After the skit aired, a former male model accused George of an alleged molestation attempt which George denied. So no George will appear on Howard 360 if Howard gets his way so that is some money saved there that will go into Howard's meager bank account. I mean, the guy has to set up a kitten room in his Florida Facelift Fortress so his regular trips to the basement cosmetic surgery center can be considered animal rescue missions and has Beth collecting cash from suckers giving her money to fund her foundation called Bianca's Furry Friends so her jaunts around town can count as animal rescue missions since she sticks a cat in the backseat when she's just going shopping or getting a Botox bump-up at the local "spa".

Robin is panicking over Howard 360 too in case she actually gets any screen time with sources alleging she is getting the same hair plugs as Howard allegedly hires for his balding square head. So that's why no wigs for awhile until something takes root and then she can add the weaved filler like Howard does [noting that Howard does not admit to doing anything to that basket weaved stuff that's glued to his head and comes in various colors of reddish, black, dark brown with a tiny bid of silver strands for that natural look to hide those giant facelift scars on top and in back of his head that he also denies he has].

Reportedly, Howard's in talks with Seth MacFarlane to make an animated version of Howard to air on Howard 360, hoping his fan won't notice it's not really him, but only voiced by him. I have offered to provide the sketch model for Howard but so far, no one has returned my calls. 

Of course as reported by this blogger [on the BFP dated November 16 and 18], if you check out Beth Stern's Instagram show, Howard has been appearing as a pile of shit and a spent hen emoji impersonating his parents' voices and giving out tips or whatever to Beth's audience of paid followers and cat club crazies. Well, another option being floated around the Stern Septic Think Tank is that the shit emoji is just a test for how Howard will appear on Howard 360. Septic Think Tank Experts did a photoshop of how he would look posing for that mandatory photo op with his celebrity guests on his show if Howard 360 becomes a reality. It would cut down on expenses since Howard could do his show from his private digs in New York and be a voice-over radio talk show host.

I don't need to tell everyone that you know who will try to get back front and center once those cameras are back in Howard's studio. Beth Stern will want to race into the studio to get her big closeup and get all her bragging done, plop down on that couch for an hour long interview talking about how great she is for snatching a few kittens bred in a field for her personal photo prop studio in her Hamptons home and then when she tires of them she does a drive-by limo drop onto some foster homes around Long Island and she counts all this nonsense as charity work.

We know Howard is having a fun time spending his holiday break with the selfie monster and is stuck appearing on her Instagram show for home bound dullards who don't have a clue who Beth is except someone who photographs the hell out of a few cats as if we need to see 50 photos of the same cats everyday. Well, what can you expect from the Sterns who have zero to do and no cash to spend on anything but coercing gopher boys to sell telephone numbers of Hollywood producers to them.

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