Labor of Love

This year marks the 10th year that Rob Zombie's film "Halloween" has set the record for the Labor Day weekend box office gross sales of 30.5 million dollars and not one film has beaten that record to date. This past Labor Day weekend box office winner was the film "The Hitman's Bodyguard" which grossed just over 13.2 million dollars, ha ha, hardly a contender to Rob's film that holds the record at 30.5 million dollars.

Past contenders that failed to beat RZ's super film include ONE DIRECTION, The Possession, Morgan, Lawless, and Don't Breathe, all failed to topple Mike Myers and his reign of terror as RZ flawlessly brought horror to the big screen as people were heading back home from their summer vacations and preparing for the Fall season and spent their Labor Day weekend frozen to their seats in thousands of movie theaters across the nation. Gosh, I am speechless here.

What is Big Howard Stern doing? A lot of nothing but trying to enlist help with scripting his second season of "Howard's Boob", an ongoing unreality show for his stale satellite radio show where he relates the antics of his big boob wife Beth O'Stern, the woman who shows off her bulging right boob but barely shows the deflated left boob that was allegedly repossessed by the boob doctor who put it there to begin with because Stern refused to pay all the dough to the doc since they were lopsided and everyone got mad but we will never hear that story on Howard's boring satellite radio show. Howard normally takes a ton of time off from his talk radio show because he has no content and has to wait for something to happen in the news to talk about or try and coerce some celeb at the end of his/her career to agree to be interviewed by the King of All Boring Radio and hopes that Dame Beth-Man does not make fun of their stupid asses sitting on that tacky couch inside the studio since any public figure whose agent STICKS THEM WITH STERN is fair game and it's all fun and games. Howard has been trying for the A-Lister Rob Zombie to agree to another interview but negotiations are still underway since Rob doesn't want to hold a terrified cat at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and appear on Beth's IG show in exchange for Howard plugging his albums and tours and stuff. But Rob is on tour right now so we'll see if he appears in the Stern studio to get his one free cup of coffee and one free bagel providing he shows up on Bagel Wednesday and not Beth Tuesday where Rob has to memorize that script about how beautiful the butt-faced Beth O is and pretend she was a real model at some point in her murky past.

Will Beth's monster cousin Noel get Beth back into Fashion Week in New York? Supposedly she is in town and has connections to the polyester underground. Beth has not scored a ticket to a show since 2015. I guess Howard had better get off his duff and start scrambling for some freebie corporate tix from Sirius to get his wife's ass seated in a front row of some D Lister show since that's all she can hope for, like, maybe one of the lunch time shows when all the top buyers are skating out for their vodka and tonic lunches and they vacate a bunch of seats so Beth can snatch one.

Remember this hilarious photo from 2006? Gosh, wonder which one is Beth. I've never seen a bunch of aged bimbos all in a row all at once in my entire life.

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