Fallen Idol

Has super stardom eluded the King of All Mothballed Radio DJ's once again? Well, years ago Howard Stern press released that he was destined to take over as a big judge on "American Idol" replacing Simon Cowell and he hinted that he would be dumping his satellite radio job and heading for the big time television job for good. Well, that never happened and eventually "American Idol" was canceled only to have it come back for a new season in 2017-2018.

Gosh, poor Howard seems to be missing out on TV jobs lately what with Ryan Seacrest becoming the new co-host of the newly named "Live With Kelly and Ryan" show on daytime television and Variety reporting that Ryan is also the one being courted as the host of "American Idol" once again since he had the job before when Simon Cowell was on the show and everyone wants him back. 

Gosh poor Howard, still stuck with the pink polaroid pony Beth O' Stern with the selfie camera stuck up her nose as she parades around dumping cats onto other people [as she documents on her Instagram site] since that is what she does for a living while people donate money to her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends, a foundation with zero to show for all the money it collects and hands off a meager portion to the charity where Beth works as their spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL).

Gosh, poor Howard's been having a tough time on his stale satellite radio show what with dreaming about having Jimmy Fallon as a guest that never happened and then later with the flubbed up interview with Amy Schumer last week where Stern was befuddled and talking gibberish about a charity event where they both appeared and Amy was the talent. Well, it was for the annual NSAL Beth Awards event where every year the selfie monster has to be publicly honored by Howard Stern in front of a large audience of rich people who donate to Beth's foundation for an invisible cat adoption center to be built on the second floor of an existing building at NSAL.

Note that the Beth Awards was started in 2006 by Karmazin and Stern to honor Beth as the spokesperson
and then-fundraiser for NSAL. It was the same year Stern got engaged with Beth's foundation announced in 2013.

Jimmy was supposed to be on the Stern show on April 17 but canceled per the clouded mind of Howard Stern and never showed up when allegedly scheduled again for an appearance on the Stern show on May 10. 

What about Amy? She was interviewed by Howard on May 3 yet Howard had no clue what the event was where Amy was asked [by Beth] to perform.

We hope Howard can get it up once again and show his fallen facelift at his siriusly boring satellite radio show as he fights to pay for publicity items in the press while hoping for a close-up with an american idol.

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