Savage Trumps Stern

Last month, the ongoing competition between Howard Stern and Michael Savage heated up, with Stern being snubbed at the Mar-a-Lago Club after supporting Clinton over Trump as President.

Howard Stern the corporate company stooge, was instructed to promote Hillary Clinton for President on his satellite radio show and not The Don who's an older dinosaur in New York than Howard Stern, but he has greater wealth than Howard and a hot wife, not a hot potato wife like Stern got stuck with.

Michael Savage is buddies with The Don [along with Savage's billionaire flesh and blood son] and actually gets invitations to dine with him at the Mar-a-Lago Club in Florida where the Don primarily lives, at least on weekends and holidays, leaving Howard and Beth Stern with their faces pressed up against the little gates outside of the Club hoping The Don will take pity on the couple who are a couple of phonies only looking for tabloid fame, with their own hired photographer waiting in the bushes ready to jump out and snap Howard and Beth hugging The Don and then immediately emailing the photos to all the tabloids. Oh, but The Don is smarter than that, he knows Howard is just a phony. If the honchos at Sirius ordered the permed weaved radio DJ to promote The Don for President on his satellite radio show, then he would have done just that. But they supported Hillary Clinton as did most New Yorkers, so Howard Stern had to fall in line or face getting his little unlistenable satellite radio show kicked off into outer space for good and he would be relegated to podcasting from his little Florida white elephant with Beth walking by constantly shouting that she's holding a cat.

So what happened to Beth's TV hosting jobs? You know, she used to bother all the daytime shows for a guest hosting job and blather on and on about how famous she is for snatching cats and photographing them and calling it charity work while she does zero but bark orders at The Help while her own personal cats are always locked in a room on the second floor of her Hamptons Hellhole [commonly called Stalag Beth] and are only let out for meals and staged photoshoots to pretend she knows who the cats are anyway and has to constantly shout out a name and have her Instagram reality show production assistant make sure the names are posted under the correct cats since Beth doesn't have a clue but has to be reminded she's a cat owner for publicity purposes.

I guess while Howard is trolling around Tribeca, he had better think about expanding his restaurant choices and get used to Chinatown and start promoting General Chen on his satellite radio show. Rumor has it that General Julie Chen will be the CEO honcho at CBS within the next few years or so, which is the network controlled by her husband Les Moonves. 

Better start buttering up Julie Chen, Howard, maybe then you and Beth can finally get a TV show of your very own. Remember for a short time Robin Quivers hosted her own talk show on the Stern satellite radio channels called "The Chatter", well, Howard and Beth can star in a talk show called "Botox Banter". Howard had better start sending those audition tapes to General Chen to see if she will consider adding a cheapskate and a grifter to her daytime TV show lineup in the coming years. Hey, it could happen, never give up on your dreams Howard of getting back on television. That Florida Fortress Cosmetic Surgery & Faux Cat Charity Center is already paying for itself, right?

Beth did a co-hosting stint on Julie Chen's show The Talk back in 2015 [with a few guests appearances prior to that] but it was a crashing failure, with people talking on the show's media sites asking who that blonde buttinsky was [I am paraphrasing] who was crowding into the discussion with nothing to say. We know many years ago Howard got her a co-hosting job on The View and it garnered the same results. No one knew who that blonde was on the show sputtering nonsense and pulling a Newsweek Magazine out of her bra and shouting about some story no one heard about and then stared blankly, leaving the then host Rosie O'Donnell scrambling to make sense of it.

In an attempt for bimbo Beth to seem smart, she announced to the studio audience that she reads Newsweek magazine. Beth was never asked back to co-host The View again.

Oh, and Howard Stern can never compete with the son of Michael Savage, you know, the multi-BILLIONAIRE that started Rockstar Energy drink, with the company worth something like 700 billion dollars. What are Howard's kids doing? Oh, living off the shrinking Trust Funds while the eldest daughter Emily is a super poet comparing history to an old woman farting. 

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