Joyeux Anniversaire

On the March 15 Howard Stern stale satellite radio show, he said that he heard that he's been [stuck] on the radio for 40 years. 

Yeah, he heard it from Ralph Cirella and they were not celebrating the anniversary of Howard being stuck on the radio forever and never being launched permanently into the limelight of Hollywood, but it were celebrating 40 years of being together. 

We don't have to wonder why Mrs. Beth Ostrosky Stern has been having a crisis at her home in the Hamptons [as she documents daily on her Instagram site] since she rarely if ever gets any anniversary mentions out of Howard Stern. It is unknown when they officially met and became a couple [of jerks] or when they were officially married. Beth stated in an article in Hamptons magazine that they had planned two wedding ceremonies, one in the Hamptons in August and later in October of 2008, but Howard never celebrates his wedding anniversary and neither does Beth, at least not publicly. This 40th anniversary was all about when Howard met his Sally with the duplicate hair styles and sharing a wardrobe.

This blogger noted that back in 2015, Howard has been with his long time male companion [who are rarely seen separate from each other] for about 36 years [ref: BFP February 17, 2015, Color Blind]. 

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/02/color-blind.html

Howard was actually a month late with his big anniversary announcement, almost 40 years of being with Ralph Cirella, his personal confidant, his man servant, his adviser and all around good buddy - oh Howard was DONE after meeting Ralph. No more searching. When Howard moved out of his Long Island home and set up residence in his Manhattan penthouse apt, his first wife skated out leaving Howard looking dumb and stupid living alone with his little buddy who had his own room at Howard's apartment [remember later he bought the apts surrounding his and moved Beth Ostrosky downstairs beneath the Stern penthouse, hoping to keep the relationship as is, meaning no marriage; we all know how that turned out].

When Howard's first wife moved on with her life and took about three quarters of the Stern pie dough with her, Howard was scrambling to find a second wife who would be stupid enough to actually believe he could make her famous. So funny, since Beth is that stupid and has become the laughing stock of the Internet and roasted like a pig on a daily basis, so yeah, she's famous alright. Well, she believed it even though Howard can't make himself famous and has to insult celebs or threaten them via gossip site blind items while crashing a few weddings and funerals and just deems himself famous when his employers got him the corporate job on NBC to satisfy the aged telephone terrorist who thinks phony phone calls are shocking and that anyone living beyond 1990 would think that they are remotely entertaining as content for a daily radio show yet Howard thinks they're funny since he just recycles the same garbage for 30 years.

What about Beth? She is shrinking into oblivion and is rarely let out of her cage in the Hamptons while Ralph and Howard are living it up with their village people having their usual fun time, except this time it's different. No wife ball and chain barking orders at him and grousing that it's the youngest daughter's turn for a nose job for their HS graduation gift. Nope, Beth's got her contract and allowance and has finally hit rock bottom with being employed with the Hallmark Channel, who is a corporate sponsor and promoter of Beth's charity where she is their publicized volunteer and spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. That is finally the home of Beth. They got tagged and are stuck with the monster while Howard visits her once a week if she's lucky while he waits on the couch closest to the front door waiting to get the beeper signal that his limo has arrived to shuttle him back to the city with Ralph ready and waiting with his clothes laid out on the bed for the evening and planning his wardrobe for a week in the city consisting of about 12 hrs per week of actually being on the radio, you know, Mr Numerology who thinks he's of sound mind and had to get that wife to satisfy the closeted old guard at the Sirius corp. and give Howard free reign with the on-air gay stunts since that is Howard's outlet from his marital bonds, so stuffy you know, marriage is outdated but gotta do it to keep up appearances and not make the straights nervous.

Congrats Howard, on 40 years with the love of your life, Ralph. The only person who never betrayed you by getting married and having their own life or having the courage to tell you to your face you're a lucky idiot, but who worships the ground you walk on while being the expert Freddy the Freeloader that is Ralph. Here's to another 40 years to the happy couple, the only relationship that has stood the test of time for Howard. 

Yes, Howard & Ralph, together forever no matter what people try and come between them and claim Howard all to themselves. No wife or kids can ever come between the ties that bind these two together. Yep, Ralph is the image of Howard and vice versa, hairstyle, makeup slapped on that aging skin, tinted glasses to hide the wonked eyes and botox, and Ralph badgering his idol Howard with keeping that weight off his creepy body because you never know when Hollywood will call the aged cottage cheese to curdle up with some producer who will put Stern back on the big screen. Gosh, I might cry. So wonderful that Howard and Ralph met 40 years ago and no one can break them apart. Good luck you two. Best wishes from Dame Beth-Man.

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