Going Green

Heidi Klum models
her own swimwear collection.

Don't start vegging out yet Bethie, we know you showed your Instagram unreality show fans that you have to wear your giant faux fur coat to hide the bloat, but where or where is your own line of bathing suits for the upcoming Summer season by the shore? I guess that smelly Florida fishnet fortress on the ocean just isn't the right place to show off those photoshopped iPhone photos where you're a cement pond model posing by your moldy swimming pool since you would not be caught dead on that beach since the paps are always floating by waiting to snap candid pix of any celebs that might be hanging around, even the ones who don't call them first to snap their "candid" bikini shots, but oh, not you Beth, you are terrified of any candid cameras since your typical beachwear when in public and in uncontrolled environments comes from the Oprah Winfrey collection.

My Favorite Greens:

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