Clearing Out The Inventory

Anyone who has the stomach to follow Beth Ostrosky Stern on her InstaHam site can see that she stocks her prison camps at her three properties with a few foster cats and calls it charity work: Stalag Beth Manhattan, Stalag Beth Hamptons, and Stalag Beth Florida with the ongoing renovations of Beth, the crumbling over priced white elephant Howard Stern purchased along with that Florida mansion that's falling apart. 

Beth always has animal inventory at the properties that she has to unload with each passing tax quarter. She does have her prison camp regional offices in North Carolina, Michigan and Pittsburgh [where her relatives live who house temp cats for Beth and who are also tasked with taking photos of her on vacation and pretending Howard took them and then posting them out of sequence on Beth's Instagram site].

Beth uses phony foster cats as photo props and then dumps them onto other people to keep her cat inventory moving. She's just a little Nazi at keeping score of how many cats she has dumped and takes credit for dumping cats onto someone else, you know, like when the Nazi's awarded the Blue Max to fighter pilots who killed off their enemies during the war. The pilots taking credit for the kill and it was a fight to the death to get that medal. Same with Beth. She checks off those cats and boom, she's DONE, another credit to Beth, oh and she does keep track. 

Beth actually can't stop praising herself for her role in dumping cats onto other people as her three-story prison camp in the Hamptons is barren of any living thing save for a few cats either locked in a bathroom or in their designated cat room filled with cages. Beth even locks up her own personal cats in an upstairs room at the Hamptons location and frequently videotapes them coming down the stairs to get fed. Then boom, back to their room and Beth's DONE.

SPECIAL FLORIDA ALERT

Beth Stern needs to re-dump a cat that was dumped that she dumped onto a foster home that now wants to dump it onto someone else. All pigeons are welcome to take this cat and Beth will take credit for the dumping session and post it all over her social media sites. 

Oh yeah, Beth's a tool alright, so instrumental in dumping cats
that now have to be dumped again while Beth the Millionaire
funds her big rescue efforts using public donations to the
North Shore Animal League and to her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends.

Yes, it's all documented by Beth on her Instagram unreality show site that Howard pushes in our faces every two seconds, OH gotta follow Beth! Why? She isn't famous, she's just a pudge from Pittsburgh that at the ripe old age of 33, finally bagged an idiot on the radio who thought she was a real model. Even Beth laughs at that when she's had too many daiquiris and falls off her bar stool. But, Howard can't stop promoting the site and feeding the fish mouthed wife who thinks she's famous when she's just on a free shitty site that any dolt from the Pitts can use. Howard doesn't fund shit for Beth and it shows. OH, but let's hear Beth brag and brag about only eating fish and wearing genuine animal hides with designer labels attached to them or carrying them around when they're made into purses and she thinks this means she is quote "almost vegan". 

Do you want some Easter Candy? No? Then how about just a cup of tea? Gosh, well, an anonymous bystander mentioned to me that a famously unknown plastic-surgery addicted wife of a radio dinosaur is badgering her husband to force NSAL to dye a bunch of cats various colours for Easter in an effort to "get them adopted quicker" when it's just a terrible and desperate publicity stunt to make the desperate housewife famous and get her into Page Six. 

Beth shuttles her foster felines between her properties claiming
her vacations are animal rescue missions.

Bethie Stern and Noel Clare, who Beth and Howard have stated is Beth's cousin, sure love the wild animals, don't they? They both think they look like giraffes while Beth loves the bears too - are we in a bear or bull market? Beth is all in a tizzy with the tax quarter ending soon so she must be worried about her stocks and bonds. Maybe she can purchase a new face in the next tax quarter.

GOT GIRAFFES ANYONE??

Beth is worried about the status of her giant account that Howard set up to keep the pariah at bay, preferably, out to sea where he can sink the battleship if she gets to be too much of an anchor for the old man who normally spends Sundays with HIS family and dealing with all that nasty paperwork, sign sign sign, all those checks and hopes there's no end to that wall being built in Israel since that may affect poor Howard's clout on the radio, oh, what was it? Allegedly, Howard only pockets around $40 million per year with the rest flying out the window to fund his permanency on the radio waves in NY and it has not reached to Hollywood. But keep trying Howard, I hear there is a huge market for 65 year old dinosaurs with facelifts that everyone wants to see on a 50 ft screen.

Howard only cares about that wildlife you know, as you have to give the Hamptons Wildlife Rescue center sizeable donations to keep your high priced real estate free from those pesky deer that trample those expensive bushes or turtles that get caught in lawn mowers. Yes, Howard's big publicity wedding at Le Cirque in New York funded a year's worth of services for his Hamptons home and keeping it free from all wildlife.

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