Sterns Seek Seat at Fashion Week

New York Fashion Week runs from February 9 through 16 and Beth so far, has not scored a seat to any of the shows since her hubby Howard Stern the ratings killer was kicked off television.

Howard Stern's last season on NBC as a judge on "America's Got Talent" was in 2015, that was also the last year Beth Ostrosky Stern got her seat into any of the shows during Fashion Week in New York. 

When Howard was fired off television in 2015, Beth has been suffering from the repercussions of scrounging for a seat at a show, any seat at any show during Fashion Week, let alone those coveted front row seats where Beth can pretend she's important while purchasing zero of the runway fashions but has to wait for the copies and stuff that didn't sell to show up on the Net-a-Porter website and then Felix the Tailor can try and add a ton of fabric to the outfits so Beth can fit her ever widening seat into them as well as those expanding thighs.

Howard Stern has been struggling with getting Beth tickets for the front row at any fashion show this week since designers normally want someone from movies, TV, society circles or the young and rich set, all categories that Beth Stern's seat can't fit into. The pariah twins are having a hard time getting into star studded events because Howard's satellite radio show is siriusly tanking and nobody wants to appear for a monotonous dull interview and get handed a script before airtime where Howard will promote your project if you tell him his wife Beth is hot. So far, only fruits and fishes have agreed to that deal. Beth is selfie employed and snatches purebred dogs or cats to get any attention from some D List celebs claiming it's charity work which is just pitiful since everyone has to placate the pariah or dull Howard will trash them on his satellite radio show which will shock his listener.


Many notables always score a seat in the front rows during New York Fashion Week and this time around, it's no different. Gosh, wonder why they let a giant Rothschild into the front row and not Beth O'Nobody? Nicky is pictured [right] with Olivia Culpo, at the Lanyu Collection fashion show on February 10 during New York Fashion Week and Beth couldn't wedge her seat between them.

Also on February 10, the new Sirius Superstar Brooke Shields attended the Calvin Klein fashion show during New York Fashion Week.



The new creative director at Calvin Klein has placed the iconic image of Brooke Shields on the label on the back of the new Calvin Klein jeans that were featured on the runway at Fashion Week. 

Gosh, wonder if Howard Stern has thought of marketing Beth this way? If you can believe it, Brooke is actually older than Beth but guess what, nobody really believes it. Brooke and Beth are much closer in age than Howard Stern will admit as he thinks his pudgy menopausal moron is still deciding on whether to have Stern's baby post-marriage certificate. That is the only way those two can get some publicity and Beth can have a Trust Fundy baby of her very own and to hopefully market BS Jeans on QVC for the second string Trust Fund set. Well, I guess we just have to watch what happens.

Big Beth would have to be placed on the seat
of the pants since she was a plus-sized model.

Howard Stern used to parade into these fashion shows in the very early days of his dating that selfie pariah Beth because no designer was letting Howard's fugly girlfriend into any of the shows since she was a giant nobody who modeled nothing for nobody but appeared in online fat clothing catalogs and in random newspaper ads for polyester slips.

Howard was seen with Paulina Porizkova at Fashion Week attending the Luca Luca show at Bryant Park in 2000. Robin Quivers and Beth were also there but hiding in the background since Beth was not to be publicized yet in the Stern phony dating time line that Howard had scripted to hide the fact he was dating an opportunist from Pittsburgh who was stalking fame.

Some time ago, Beth Fans might remember I was having some internal problems with staff wanting a raise. Well, since I have received my Damehood, I am facing staffing problems once again. So bear with me if the blog suffers a bit while I negotiate terms and get some cooperation from this damn keyboard for starters. Stay tuned, Beth Fans.

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