Siriusly Super Bowl

Jenny McCarthy at the Moscone
Center where she is covering the
the action for SiriusXM
satellite radio where it appears to
be a Stern-free venue! Go, Jen!

SiriusXM is front and center at Super Bowl 50 Radio Row at the Moscone Center in San Francisco with their big Super Bowl coverage and their super sirius famous talk radio show hosts are there with all the action. Yes, Sirius seems to be moving forward with promoting the stars of their channels sans Retro Talk Radio show host Howard Stern who is still torturing his aged wackpackers and making fun of them and calling it a radio show with his wife Beth in a fog thinking anyone gives a damn about the Kitten Bowl which is a bunch of kittens forced to play with cat toys in a studio somewhere in NY all pre-taped with thousands of hours of cat footage having to be edited down since cats don't play on demand. The screeching wobble head Beth is edited into the stale broadcast on the Hallmark Channel for Super Bowl Sunday and shouts a few words in between the heavily edited feature of cats swatting at catnip cat toys on a continuous monotonous video loop. Yes, I know, Beth does have a famous football head so who better to act as host for the Sunday filler broadcast for the Hallmark Channel.

Jen is a superstar cheerleader at SiriusXM's radio row in S.F.

Jen and her husband doing her SiriusXM radio show from the Moscone Center S.F.

Erin Andrews, Jamie Foxx and real model Adriana Lima at SiriusXM's radio row in S.F.

No wonder Howard took next week off, he might be a bit miffed he was passed over for any coverage of the Super Bowl when he could have been the star interviewer of celebrities and models like Adriana Lima, but then that would've sent Beth in a tailspin. Two Adrianas could fit into Beth Chunk. Howard is the official uninvited and ignored retro radioinactive fossil at this point in his boring aged shock jock life with the shock jock strap wife in tow pretending she's relevant while shoving her weird body parts into an iPhone camera and calling it charity work while telling her cat club associations followers she's a model who no longer is forced to work for money and doesn't need to worry about earning a paycheck for the madam [I mean for Beth, she doesn't have to worry about earning money anymore since moving in with Howard Stern, right, that's what I mean].

What else did the super interviewer Howard Stern miss out on? Oh, only the NBC show honoring the director of "Friends" featuring a cast reunion. Now, why would NBC diss Stern like this? Wasn't he a former employee of the network? Isn't he a superstar, master interviewer? Nope, they went with Andy Cohen, who has a bunch of major hit shows on TV and is a bona fide producer, not an alleged producer with a numerology fetish, not only the dollar kind but in numbers on a ratings sheet and pay radio has no ratings. Hey Howard, what about those ratings for NBC's "America's Got Talent" when you were the star judge? Now those were the numbers you could obsess about but couldn't lie about...poor thing.


Beth and the Hallmark Channel have admitted defeat and will add puppies to their broadcast of the Kitten Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday where a bunch of lonely cat club association members will pretend to know who Beth Stern is and cheer for the cats forced to play with cat toys they have no interest in while taking litter box breaks with Beth being the official cat shit spotter and yell at the stagehands to clean it up...oh so long ago, weren't you a stagehand, Beth? Do tell, do spill the tea in between spilling your vodka in your sitz bath filled with three inches of disgusting tepid water. Oh, we haven't had one of those selfies in a long time. We are long overdue for another sitz model photo of Beth on InstaTwit.

Conspiracy theorists use this
photo of Beth to prove that
Reptilian Shapeshifters exist.

Well, we've got to wait and see what Beth does this weekend at crazy town at Stalag Beth on lockdown with her mother while Howard skates out on his broom somewhere out West. I just can't wait for more weird selfies of a man mumbling into a video camera in a macrame weave while Beth claims to be a happy wife with a happy life, well, duh, it's that or the looney bin I suppose as long as Howard doesn't terminate her contract in spite of what's in the vault.