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Saturday, February 13, 2016

Modeling School Drop Out

2-12-16, photo posted on Beth Stern's
obnoxious 
Instagram site staging a scene
about how she needs dead cow
shoe therapy since she's so sad about
another cat dumping session.
Beth Stern has failed so far to score a ticket to New York's Fashion Week as she creates a diversion by staging a cat dumping session on Friday the 12th to pretend she doesn't want what she can't get. So, no freebies for the wife of a siriusly stale radio DJ who was once again evicted from TV? Well, she's still got some time to be a seat filler at the early bird shows when the press are having lunch and Anna Wintour hasn't emerged yet from her hotel with that Beatles wig glued to head.

Geez whiz, Mrs. Rothschild and her sister managed to score seats at the Pamella Roland show on Friday. I guess the Ruling Class has a standing edict that all celebrity wannabes have to stay at least 800 yards away from them.







Anyone who needs a laugh during their day can just glance at Beth O'Stern's InstaTwit sites filled with a million photos of Beth desperate to "model" and model everything in sight, that is, everything her head points to in a photo is the subject of the photo and Mr. Whiz Bang Bomb Howard Stern is the big director of these photo shoots with Beth's trained seals following her around to photog her when she decides to dump some cats onto people who refuse to take any cat from any shelter unless it is delivered by limo to their doorstep, what a bunch of creeps. My gosh, the big animal lovers could care less about any animal, they want to meet Miss Hound Dog, Miss Pointer, Misstaken that she is a model with the big joke of it all is that Howard Stern hides her face from the camera in almost all of his photos or they are so blurry and fuzzy you can't see what she looks like anyway.



You don't want to cross paths
with Beth when she's
not photoshopped.
Watch out.
We know that Howard loves the love sets of his airbrushed image competing with Beth's airbrushed image as he gave us that horrifying mental image of when Beth stripped down naked on Valentine's Day to get her big engagement ring reward while Howard photographed her private parts to use as evidence in case of a misadventure. But, I mean, this whole Stern family with the photography obsession is just hilarious and they are so dead sirius about it. But any monkey can pick up a camera and click a button or set up a tripod to stage a dumb photo session, much like Rupert Pupkin hitting buttons on his tape recorder living in the basement of his mom's house, that's Stern in a nutshell, except it's his own basement he's stuck in. Howard fits right in with the aged partner-swapping Hamptonites who can't afford real models or actresses and get stuck with over-30 year old women who are the leftovers with weird faces and crooked breast implants.

This blogger was in the big city awhile ago and got to meet Evil Simon Cowell and I asked him to generally rate the love set photos that Howard took that are posted on the Internet and used in the those dumb books about their cat with the plagiarized name, Yoda. It was difficult for him to judge them since they were shown on a big computer screen and everyone in the bar was laughing so hard saying the photos range from stupid to deranged to phony with both narcissists thinking they're the hot one in the photo. Then add that cat Yoda as their son is just hilariously stupid and embarrassing. But Evil Simon had fun and it allowed him to vent some anger since Howard has been bugging him because he wants back on a TV reality game show. Howard was in California briefly meeting his daughter and racing around LA thinking he might catch up with Simon and the cat and mouse game continues.

Following is the scoring system Evil Simon Cowell developed to rate the love set photos taken by Howard Stern [by no means all-inclusive, Howard took a bunch of photos of he and Beth that are scattered across the Internet that he shops around to tabloids]:






Can you believe that David Hasselhoff and Howard Stern have anything in common? Oh, yes, both of them were judges on NBC's "America's Got Talent" for four years before NBC failed to renew their contracts. Simon is finally taking over as lead judge of the new Fantastic Four, meaning Howie, Heidi, Mel B and Simon.

Have a fun weekend, Beth Fans. I will be a bit busy playing with puppies...



#lovesets #fashionweek #bethostroskystern
#davidhasselhoff #fashion #love  #set  #loveset

4 comments:

  1. news flash, DBM!
    http://www.hngn.com/articles/178698/20160212/valentines-day-engagement-chicken-and-why-you-should-be-making-it-this-weekend-video.htm

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    1. From the pathetic article: “Even popular radio host Howard Stern (sort of) fell into the trap. In 2004, his girlfriend at the time Beth Ostrosky wanted to get him to propose and saw the recipe in Glamour, so she decided to cook the chicken for him.

      "I swear to you, he had never been love-ier or more romantic. He was saying the sweetest things to me," she told the New York Post. "And, in the back of my mind, I was chuckling, 'Wow, that magazine knows what it's doing.'"

      The next morning, Stern couldn't stop raving about the meal on his radio show. "He started talking about the lemons 'up the chicken's butt' when a woman called in and said: 'Howard, you just described Engagement Chicken. Beth wants you to marry her.'"

      After this call, he immediately called Ostrosky to question her and she knew she was busted. But then, about three years later, on Valentine's Day in 2007, Stern, who once vowed to never marry again, proposed!

      "I think [Stern proposed] because of the way it was going with us," she explained. "And I can cook a mean chicken."

      So it took 3 years for the engagement chicken "trick" to work. I would call that a FAIL. This sad article shows how Stern's desperate publicists will do anything to get these two rejects a mention.

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    2. Yes, I don't think the point of making the chicken was so your cheapskate millionaire boyfriend will propose years after you make it.

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  2. Couple of turds. Today, a mega chain of pet supplies is partnered with the Humane Society to find as many homes as possible for ALL the canines and felines. BIG turnout. My wife is down there in the thick of it all. Lots of GROWN pets are being adopted. No phony models or pseudo celebs to get in the way. If BARF O'WHORESKI were to stick its narcissistic self in the mix, it would be ignored. Is NSAL only interested in 'adopting' out pups and kittens? It is sad to see grown animals without masters. Kitties and puppies sell themselves. Turds like Beth Ho are only into surface exposure. What the hell was O'Trotski doing for the past 50 years to help animals? There are probably precious few pics of her, pre-Howig, doing anything with animals. Anything legal anyway. Hate on, DBM!

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