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Sunday, January 10, 2016

Global Gossip

The Golden Globe Awards were held Sunday night in Los Angeles with no Howard or Beth in sight since they are unknown pariahs in the Hollywood celebrity filled world of movies and television shows with Beth doing her regular cat dumping sessions via her limo to prove to peons that she is a super famous ignored pariah sequestered to the dull Hamptons with that ocean of waste spilling onto its dirty sandy beaches.



Photos are from the Beth O'Nobody's Instagram site for delusional
paid nerds of the cat club world that think dumping cats onto morons is charity work.



The beautiful and globally famous Heidi Klum walked the red carpet at the Golden Globes on Sunday night and attended the super popular after-parties since she is super famous and has her own line of clothing and TV shows in this country and in Germany.



Everyone who watched the show knows that Leonardo DiCaprio provided the highlight to the dull evening when the Battleship Gaga bumped into DiCaprio on her self entitled stride to the winner's circle grabbing a Golden Globe award that she did not deserve, robbing a true star and true beauty Queen Latifah of the prize for her stellar performance in the HBO movie "Bessie" about the true life legendary blues singer, Bessie Smith.


Lady Gaga shows her true lack of style purposefully bumping into Leonardo and she looks all of her 34 years impersonating MM, I suppose, or impersonating an inebriated Jayne Mansfield who is about to almost get beheaded by a Mack Truck charging for that stage at the Golden Globes.


Sly keeps applying
that wig and facelift glue
to be camera ready for
his award show closeups.
For some reason Sly Stallone won a Golden Globe award too on Sunday and it is no secret he and his family of astrology hounds with a scientology brother love Howard Stern, and why not I ask you. Stallone has long been rumored [leaked info from his talkative and now dead son, Sage] that daddy is a submissive cross dresser that loves the leather opera glove...you know...I mean, this is a G-Rated blog here, no NC-17 for me, with that wife with tons of syringes...well, why spread rumors, right? Sage is dead, let's not expose his gossipy personality [was he a gossipy Gemini or a true-blue Taurus?]. Everyone loved the guy including this blogger, nice guy, nice guy. But supposedly, and not so allegedly, it was Sly that started the rumor of the gerbil up a private part of Richard Gere. Now, how would Sly be privy to such private information that Richard has denied that it ever happened even though a nurse with loose lips in San Bernardino knew the nurse in LA who did, well, I won't go any further, it's just global gossip.

Yes, the beautiful and talented Amanda Peet was at the Golden Globes with her super famous and successful husband. Amanda did not get stuck with an old dinosaur radio DJ that can't leave New York or he becomes invisible since old vampires turn to dust when they leave their coffin. Howard Stern is rarely if ever seen in daylight especially since his latest round of plastic surgery to fix that chin that was making his bottom bat teeth wobble out of his atrophied head. Yes, Howard will soon turn to dust if he isn't careful of sunlight on that permed weave and latest round of fright plastic surgery. Hey, gotta look good for that upcoming streaming video of his stale as day old bread satellite radio show with the borefest talk radio interview format sandwiched in between round-the-clock commercials for cheap shit.

I hope all Beth Fans are ready for another riveting week of old fart satellite radio with the King of Boring Radio, Howard Stern at the helm of his sinking ship.

Global gossip? Stamos is allegedly bisexual as was his wife Rebecca. Howard Stern? OMG, where should we start with the rumors. And, no, I don't know what is planted in his head in this photo. Photo source: seriouslyomg.com







Very sad to read that David Bowie passed away on Sunday. He and his beautiful model wife Iman lived primarily in New York with the global gossip being that he was extremely nice to his fans, always. He will be missed...so sad when super talented gorgeous people pass away while some super bores with zero talent are still with us.



6 comments:

  1. Lady Gaga looks like a lukewarm mess and she has not had a hit in ages, so why is she invited anywhere? I’m so sad about David Bowie- he was the coolest and as you said the nicest and so cutting edge with his music and style. It is such a shame that we lose the great ones while idiots with wigs and bad plastic surgery and kitten charities live on.

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    1. Hey, Elisa. With Howard relegating David Bowie to a mere news item and nothing else was insulting and low class on Stern's part. He is a prize jerk. I guess that was all Stern could do since he must have been woken up out of a haze and shuttled into work today for his taped show as the old man is befuddled with alleged drugs and boy toys all weekend and was caught with his pants down when the Bowie news hit the Internet. Robin just gets her news handed to her on her computer screen and reads it off. She has french fries for hair and can't remember where she left her bottle of booze before she hits the airwaves. Truly a pathetic radio show. They should have scrapped the whole show and did a Bowie tribute but then Marci Turk would need to get her head out of the matrix and look up who Bowie was to put a show together while Gary is stuck in a donut hut drive-thru window while Fred smokes a joint [allegedly].

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    2. Well said, Dame Beth-Man! I also think that Howard is freaking out that David Bowie died at age 69, which is only 7 years older than Stern, who turns 62 today. Stern realizes that his days are numbered on earth as well as in show biz. Stern is clearly jealous of all that is David Bowie because Bowie was truly a great artist and Stern is a hack who has to pay for publicity or write it himself. Stern is such a jealous mess he can’t even pay tribute to a singer who everyone in his age bracket (and beyond) loved and respected.

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  2. DBM, was it you or me who realized that bronk interviewed O'Whoreski (instead of Howig doing the interview) so that when she came off like the entitled, bitchy, clueless idiot she is, Howig could simultaneously GIVE her airtime, while excusing her horribleness by blaming the crappy interview 'technique' of bronk. I realize that was some time ago, but I keep forgetting to mention it! The sterns: Queens of All Frauds. Cheers.

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    1. You're probably right. It's hard to shoehorn Beth into every conversation and Howard needs an excuse for some reason. I briefly mentioned the Bronk interview if you check the sidebar by date, November 18, 19 and 24, 2014. I think that was it.

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  3. Well love you dame beth man! Marianne garvie is dead, what is hamptons Howie gonna buy good pr? Some one better call Don.....

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