Carousel Waltz

Beth O'Stern's head is like a huge rotating carousel that never stops turning and no one knows where or when it will ever end. Remember, Beth, you are never too old or too stupid to start a new dream. Let's start a new dream and stop the carousel of the endless kitten photo props that Beth snatches from god knows where since normally kittens are adopted, it's the adult animals that are left to languish at animal shelters, with alleged so-called no kill shelters dumping their adult animals at the local municipal shelters to be euthanized, right, Bethie? Right, North Shore Animal League? Does Beth care? Nope. She wants the cute kitties for her baby Instagram photos since she is a giant bloated baby with an enormous head rivaled only by her enormous ego. 

Is Beth finished with her big press tour yapping about her latest book that Howard has to buy up the inventory? Her book about Yoda & His Buddy? Gosh, that was a whirlwind of terror. We hope she's DONE.

Christmas & New Year's are just around the corner as we will probably see the two aged saggy cheese butts Howard & Beth hiding their plastic surgery faces from the sun again in Cabo, that is, if they can score another invite from Jimmy Kimmel who normally vacations with Jen & Justine at their regular rental home inside the Casamigos Resort.

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