Beth's Life

Beth O'Stern loves to brag and brag about "her life" since that is all she has "her" life. She doesn't live with anyone on a full time basis but the maids and servants that have to clean up all those empty big and little bottles strewn around the bedroom at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons, the HQ where Bethie keeps her kitten photo props for about 10 days per prop, so she will have something to post on Instagram since she has no life to show her public and without those cat photo props she would have no public. 

However, she does find time in between trying to stay vertical to badger the public to fund her dream of her name on a kitten adoption center on the North Shore of Long Island, slapping her personal foundation's name on it along with her own yet does she deserve to have her name on a plaque on a building at the charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL)? Well, she will get it, using other people's money. Beth likes to pretend NSAL is some national organization because she visited some animal shelter in Utah and flew on her broom to Florida to snatch a few cats from yet another shelter, but she is based in the Hamptons, and NSAL serves the Hamptons so any animal rescue is a local problem and Beth should be funding any cat shelters and/or her fellow Hamptonites should be funding any capital projects of NSAL. 

The public will decide what charities will benefit from their cash and Howard and Beth need to actually consider donating....wait for it....CASH out of their own pockets to fund Beth's big dream of a cat shelter at NSAL. End of story Honey Boo Boo Bethie. You think you are a child in those fried brains of yours and expect the public to fund your little insignificant life when it's your caretaker handler stooge hubby that is responsible for making any of your little dreams come true in that massive football head that is growing each year as you swallow the pills or take that powder to increase that cranial size but the walnut inside is cracking.

Beth always said in the press that her big kitten adoption center at NSAL will be built "next Spring" and now she stated during a back stage interview when she was filming the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl for next year, that the kitten center will be built a few years from now, meaning 2017. Some life. Jumping in front of a camera just to spout nonsense about some kitten adoption center funded by other people's money that never gets built. Drag this bogus fundraiser on and on Beth, it is the only "life" you have.

No one can keep up with the superstar life of Heidi Klum who is featured on the cover of Galore magazine. Things are happening so fast and furious in Heidi's life, what with reports that she is back taping "America's Got Talent" for an 11th season as well as planning her wedding to her billionaire boy toy boyfriend Vito Schnabel. I guess we just have to wait and see what happens. In the meantime that poor soul Beth O continues to take headless photos of her stand-in husband and uploads them to Instagram with a few cats pushed into the photos to try and fill her empty hours and her empty wine glass.