Beth Tuesday: Running on Crazy

12/1/15, Beth on the Today Show with Matt Lauer showing
off that massive steroid neck and shoulders aside from
that screwed up grinch face from all the cosmetic plastic
surgery procedures from her trip to her Florida
cosmetic surgery center over the Thanksgiving holiday.

Beth Stern made the rounds of the morning shows on Tuesday since she never has a work product except around Christmas to make some dough for her personal selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), all off the backs of her captured phony foster cats that she admits to throwing into a room and sitting around taking a bunch of photos and is done with them.  Beth does nothing but visit the kitten rooms at her three prison camps for cats and shuttles them from camp to camp to ensure they are dumped onto real foster homes in a timely manner and keeping fresh kitten props in front of her iPhone camera every day. 

Beth was interviewed once again by Howard Stern's buddy Matt Lauer who is having trouble getting dragged out of a closet like Howard. Matt interviewed the bragging Beth for a few minutes on the Today Show on Tuesday and Matt said that Beth and Howard save the tour of the kitten room until last when you visit their house. Well, duh, after the free meal you got from Howard, he then wants it back by having you tour their kitten room since it was a fundraiser dinner. So don't expect to leave without the promise of a sizable donation to the Beth fund, BFF, all in a staged set up to fund the selfie monster's career as a Snatch & Dump phony kitten foster mom who dumps these cats onto other people in record time where everyone else is stuck with a lifetime of vet and food bills for these cats with Beth skating around pretending to do anything but collect public donations for BFF and claiming to be some sort of animal activist that actually wears them all over her body and carries them around with metal clasps on their hides and stuffs her giant feet into them all stamped with designer logos.

The dazed selfie monster stares blankly wondering
what happened to her big television career
on 12/1/15 on the Kathie Lee and
and Hoda segment of the Today Show.

The selfie barren and botoxed monster is suddenly an expert on made-up cat behaviour and "never wanted to write children's books" but was apparently forced to by what was happening in the kitten room as she told this Fairytale to Kathie Lee and Hoda Yoda on that millionth hour of The Today Show, also on Tuesday. Beth was primarily referring to the main prison camp called Stalag Beth in the Hamptons even though she finally admitted she has expanded her camp to other rooms in other houses, like in Manhattan as we already know, but failed to mention her cosmetic plastic surgery jaunts to Florida with cats in tow as a cover to pretend the selfie monster does anything but work on her falling facelift. Yes, Beth claims that she watched her cat Yoda become healed from a heart condition by staring at kittens. Well, Beth what meds are you on? There was no heart condition, you made that up, right? Heart conditions are not cured by staring at kittens. Yet you seem to be delighted at staring at your own reflection with tons of makeup spackled onto that bloated face and staring at your endless selfies you post on Instagram and the fright photos that Howard Stern has to airbrush to oblivion that you post all over the Internet in paid publicity pieces designed to make your boring life interesting. Yet what is interesting about a giant overgrown nobody modeling tranny underpants and giant bras to even out the saggy breast implants? I don't know, I am not in Howard's world of aged fugs who are jealous that Howard bagged a backstage groupie with falling breast implants and a falling ass with a left eye rolling around inside her head. But I guess it's interesting to his fan base of people on parole from stalking doughnut shops who are paid to defend Beth on the Internet.

Beth had to barge on television to yell at Kathie Lee and Hoda about how she was forced to write children's books, but guess what Bethie, you have no children, right? You are an expert on nothing but how to stalk and bag a dejected radio DJ with a loser cable television show that was kicked off the air for plagiarizing "Baywatch" and agreed to a hush hush settlement with the creators of that original show, right Howard? Or was it Beth's skill at sniffing out the E Channel show where Beth could parade on and bark orders at Stern and his staff that she was "working on her career" and never heard of kittens or charities since she thought Howard could make her a telly star, ha ha, joke is on you Beth. Now you are stuck digging crap out of litter boxes and calling it charity work and begging the public for money to fund your iPhone camera career.

Here we go, it's time for the GIVE BETH STERN MONEY season!! Yes, give Beth your money as she somehow is a New York Times Best Seller of books in some bizarre selfie category of "irritating fake adoption stories" or "cats are gay too" or how about, "Yoda can father kittens even though he's a neutered man", so of course she is on a best seller list, since it only takes one sale to qualify on Beth's goofy list.

Beth continues to LIE TO THE PUBLIC as she yelled on the Kathie Lee and Hoda Show on Tuesday, that she is making no money off the sale of her latest book and this Yoda the cat with a phony tale of nothing, that it goes to the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). As readers of this blog know, and any person that actually looks at the books Beth sells, it states that all the author's proceeds go to NSAL to benefit what? Beth's personal foundation, BFF. Beth gets a salary from both NSAL and BFF as a spokesperson and chief fundraiser but feels she has to lie to the public that she is not making money off these books, when she is. Plus, BFF is supposed to be collecting public donations as well as money from book sales to build a proposed kitten adoption center at NSAL, that what? Never happens. Beth has been publicizing it and collecting dough from the public since 2013 and nothing happens, there is no kitten center at NSAL funded or built by BFF or funded or built by Howard and Beth Stern.

Of course the barren selfie monster had yet a third costume change on Tuesday to tape the Rachael Ray Show, which is supposed to air on Thursday, as if it matters. The star of the show is Jane Lynch with Beth being a two second irritant to badger the public for dough for her personal foundation BFF and get Rachael Ray to donate more dough from her junk dog and cat food company that is a winner on the FDA recall list.

Good going Howard & Beth. You are starting yet another stellar holiday season with donating about 0.0 to any charity, including your own. So who is this new Yoda book intended for? Victims of Beth's selfie scam, but we think the only real victim is Howard Stern, who is forced to buy cases of this shit so his fathead wife ends up on some remote, obscure NY Times Bestseller list.

That is actually the list Bitchy Beth posts at Stalag Beth for Howard to obey or be thrown into the dungeon without a newspaper to pose with while wearing his Victoria's Secret jammies.