The Married Losers Interview Show

Howard Stern interviewed his selfie wife Beth Stern on Wednesday's stale satellite radio show when she bragged that she can fall asleep anywhere, interesting wording.

Well, it was the battle of the boring and stupid on Wednesday's satellite radio show with Howard and Beth trying to out-brag each other with Howard telling his audience how they make no profit off of Beth's books, oh right, then who does? 

Only Beth's selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends where she snatches a salary along with being the chief fundraiser and useless spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League where she gets two more salaries along with Howard getting a tax write-off for donating a drawing of a cat on it named Yoda. Keep it up Howard, you are fooling no one, but wait, that is your audience.

Also on Wednesday's satellite radio show, we learn that Beth and Robin are racing to see the journey of a naked boy experimenting with gay sex in a musical called Spring Awakening so they can ogle naked boys and have a fun time on their Broadway and Buffet matinee date. Since neither are vegan but lie about it, they can pretend to hate that side of beef and booze they will guzzle as it goes straight to Robin's buffalo butt and Beth goes straight to the bathroom and hopes to not trip coming out...you know, the reported 15 minute rule for anything Beth eats, you see it again in 15 minutes. This is another thinly disguised interview tour Robin is doing with everyone in Howard's life and paying for a meal to get stories from them to use for her upcoming book financed by Howard since she didn't die during her bout with staged cancer and we saw how that book deal went, Miss Vegan Liar allegedly got cancer and delayed her book tour due to impending death. Any future plans Howard has had better include a sizable donation to the Robin Gag Fund as she has one version of the book for the public and one version in the vault.

Is it over yet? That book tour of the aged cheese with the football head Beth O, who had to stay vertical for 52 hours this week to fulfill her press tour that no one asked her to do to promote that bully cat Yoda, with the phony heart condition that Beth is overfeeding into an early grave. Howard will only pay for one session with the Candy Man...oops, I mean a makeup artist for his aged wife with the granny boots to hide her enormous calves in that mini dress with the huge A-Line giant ruffled skirt to hide her enormous upper thighs and ass, so it had to last all week with Beth flying around the kitten room for fear she might smear that fright face makeup and unglue her wig by mistake. 

12-1-15, Beth at her big book signing in Jersey where she normally dumps all of her reject photo prop cats, where about 10 fans showed up to get a book signed before their parole officer took them back to jail.

Beth's prior hogging of a stage at the
AOL Build series November 2014.

We just love the photos that are online of Big Beth once again barging in on the AOL Build series of interviews and they have to pay people to attend since a bunch of nobody celebrity wannabes show up and crowd the stage with no audience. Beth was thrilled again to be in her presence on December 2, 2015 where she shows off those gigantor ugly fugly legs that make Bruce Jenner's legs look pretty in comparison.

12-2-15, Beth at the AOL Build interview and shows off her
ugly man legs as she fights with her face to show phony emotion.

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