The Beth O Cash Grab Season Begins

2015 poster for the bulldog
charity where Beth now slaps her name on
the posters. Beth gets a salary as fundraiser
and host of these bogus events that only
benefit Beth by keeping her name in the press
while taking some dough to benefit
her personal foundation.

Howard Stern has to keep the money rolling in towards Beth's enormous bloated face as he continues pushing her into everyone's faces at a bunch of super selfie fundraisers to benefit Beth and her pseudo foundation designed to rake in the dough for doing nothing. Beth's mission is all about how Beth can lay around Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and get the public to fund her selfie existence. She's got the salary as CHIEF fundraiser and spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League, the salary from her personal foundation to honor her bulldog Bianca that she overfed and then incinerated called Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), all designed as a cash grab to line her pockets as she lines her closets with animal slaughter industry byproducts with designer labels stamped on them. 

Let's all light a candle as we remember psychotic Beth posed for a big photo shoot staged by that 112 obsessed husband featuring Beth with her best model pose as a sad little demented girlie girl with her dog's urn in the background and set up the BFF foundation while Beth has more than exceeded her 112 days of fame.

Last year the poster for the bulldog event featured Soupy Sales in a huge clown permed weaved wig and a massive facelift. Howard wants us to believe he and Beth aren't making a profit off these stupid events, but I dare them to come clean, oh, it benefits BFF, right, Beth's foundation where she receives a salary and to date, BFF has benefited nothing. It rakes in public donations and where has the money gone? To the North Shore Animal League for what? To pay salaries and fund an invisible kitten center. 

Howard has to recycle his old fantasy photos while keeping up a facade he still does photography because he might be spotted dancing in the park with the little photog shutter boys in case anyone catches the aged DJ in the shadows and decides to feed the story to Page Six. Stern always has the cover story already scripted that he reads on his rarely live Sirius satellite radio show. How else do you meet the young guys and escape off alone with them? It's called photography, stupid, while Beth Stupid barks orders at the aged DJ asking him when her next TV appearance is as Howard has to shuttle off some wired dough to the right people to make it all happen.

Photo from Beth's Instagram site
showing her demented mommy obsession
with cats. Miss Demento called in sick
on Halloween with Howard getting
another MIA medal trying to come
up with a trick to get Sirius execs
into giving him another 5 year contract.

Let's go folks, we are heading for the Christmas season...GIVE BETH YOUR MONEY while she does zero but stick her bizarre body parts into an iPhone camera endlessly badgering her servants to take pictures and video of Miss Beth in various stages of passing out on the floor or propped up on cushions donated to her by a factory [Cushion Source] because Howard plugged the company in Hamptons magazine and posed Beth on the wide assed cushions all provided for free to Stalag Beth. Wow, keep going Beth, you are getting suckers everyday on that bizarre Instagram site filled with paid followers from the cat clubs from East India and North Carolina where the non-producing alleged surrogate lives [isn't Amy getting a bit long in the tooth for that?]. Keep ferreting out that dough so Bethie can pretend she is famous while Howard Stern pretends he doesn't need the money to support his entire non-earning family and grown daughters as it shocked the shock jock to be thrown off television yet again. 

We loved the past few days of the stale Stern satellite radio show where he believes that dozens of "offers" in his email in-box were not spam. Howard has never heard of that! No, they were real offers for real jobs from real producers and celebrities, right? What a prize doper, I mean dope, as his head is filled with 112 reasons why he believes he's famous and warrants a pay raise with his corporation where he begs them to keep his stale show on the pre-recorded airwaves. My gosh, yes, Howard, it's called SPAM in your email and Beth is running around perplexed as to why her ship failed to sail, why her rocket failed to launch when she is dealing with a jerk who thinks spam offers are real as he endlessly is counting to 112 everyday hoping the stars will grant him fame and fortune when all he has gotten was a seat on a satellite with the same stale radio show sans the naked girls - I know naked girls on radio, but that was when Howard could show those awesome giant black-out bars across the porn stars' private parts on the E cable channel. Yes he has evolved since he has no TV show anymore and it's hard coming up with naked porn stars or any stars who are OLDER than BETH.

Jealous much, Beth?

Hey, Beth missed Halloween? Did she throw up another embryo? IVF is a bitch honey, like you....oh, it's a joke, can't you take a joke? This is funny stuff here. Oh geez, did Howard call Beth's dad "the doctor" with Beth's standard stomach cramps complaint? Call the abortion doctor STAT. Did daddy dentist do that on the side? Probably not, Beth is too stupid to know how to fuck for money, look what she ended up with. Right, Howard in the very distant past tried to spin it that Beth's dad was a doctor and not a dentist who was forced to surrender his license to his dental board in PA. Beth has to pretend she can have kids anytime she wants since she lays around Stalag Beth, bitter, barren, botoxed, and boring.

No, I am not forgetting that Howard said again that Beth fell but it was last year and we all remember she documented it on her Instagram site that she fell at Harlow Restaurant in the Hamptons in June 2014, well now we find out she fell a second time in October 2014, so did she fall back into a rehab facility too? Well her left hoof does point inward towards her crooked body and her left leg is shorter than her right stubby leg. Everything on Beth's left side points inward and she claims to have been a model on a runway, in photos, all that, without a shred of evidence. 

But Howard's stories are gibberish especially since he doesn't live with Beth, he has his own place in the city with his commute and stale radio show start time change happening in January of this year. But we are losing track of all her inebriated stunts and Howard just inserts them into his conversations at random. Howard did forget to rant about the lobby decorations prior to Halloween this year since he no longer lives in that building, it's all corporate offices now and Beth has set up a cat adoption and processing center where the cats are tagged and flagged and will soon be dumped onto dupes who keep Beth's career going as a selfie fundraiser.

Sources say Leah is
95 percent bitch,
5 percent rude and has
Howard on a pup leash.

Don't forget, Howard keeps getting the blessing of the scientologists and now former scientologists as they continue to fill that stale airtime spouting nonsense when Leah Remminini can't face it that suddenly her church failed to come through with the constant TV jobs so the brat quits the church and lands on a shitty reality show sitcom. Good solution because then she has content for a dull book hoping that someone out there is still shocked that scientologists believe Earth was inhabited by space beings and they salute a goober faced bucked toothed...no not Beth [since she fits the description], but the pulp Sci-Fi writer with the dozens of paperbacks no one read since they are considered junk crap by 12-year old kids' standards, L. Ron, who the scientologists stand up and salute at their conventions with Tom Cruise wearing lifts dressed in black, wow, why would you quit a cool church like that?
Tom Cruise was bestowed with the super high level gold medal of uber alien enemy fighter commando as we wonder what medal Howard has around his neck other than a pot leaf. Steven Spielberg's mom was a member of the church and I am sure lots of moms are members of the church but not Howard's mom since she was the first hippy chick chanting around the house in a giant bra and girdle with incense and painted makeup on Howard's face and told him the women in Playboy magazine were all fake and she is the real thing while they formed a circle and meditated during the TV show "My Little Margie".



Howard also loved the ladies of The Talk and gossipers suspect that is the only way Stern got on TV in the first place, on America's Got Talent (AGT), due to his connections and love of science....and we wonder what will come out of the Stern camp since he has been humiliated and kicked off the airwaves once again with NBC relieved that Simon Cowell will take his rightful place as head judge of the show that has been in a ratings dive for the past four years with Mr. 112 as a judge.

The ladies of The Talk, with the long ago fired bitch faced Leah Reminini and Sharon Osbourne [fired from AGT] who keeps taking health breaks from the show a.k.a., facelift and nose job down time.

Last but not least, Howard told an animal rescue fairytale on his stale satellite radio show to prove Beth is a tireless animal welfare advocate. Howard recited some gibberish story that he and Beth were walking on a path to nowhere and spotted a demented mouse who believed she was Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Turned out, it was a "vole" who had theater rehearsals in the village and Beth and Howard hijacked the creature and transported it to the Wildlife Center in the Hamptons so it could be euthanized, gee, thanks, guys. Another animal minding its own business that Beth hijacks for press. Like that owl who had theater tickets a few years ago and Beth ran to the doorman who had a cardboard box and stuffed it inside so Beth could again harass the Hamptons Wildlife Center dumping an owl at their doorstep since she wants them to pay her a salary as their useless spokesperson and chief fundraiser, so far, they are turning her down and wish they could be free of the selfie pariah and are hoping with her crossed eyes and lame, shorter left leg, she will fall into a pit and they will be free of the stupid idiot. Don't give up guys, it could happen.

Oh right, what about the SiriusXM intern Howard had on his show? Umm, when was it recorded? Well supposedly this nerd showed up to sit in on the Stern show and brought his mom. He set up an awesome graffiti wall at Boston University with that stale Howard Stern fist logo. Wow, John, your mom is hot (eeeeeeeeek!).

Happy Wednesday Beth Fans, stay tuned for more nauseating Beth Stern selfie promotion since that is all she has, she has gone full circle in the moronic sinkhole of the Howard Stern vortex since he can't make himself a star so how can he make that wobbling dolt he married a star? Miss Falling Down all the time and Howard is only telling us minor things, can you imagine what really goes on with those two? Why do you think he only uses the Manhattan penthouse apts as a corporate meeting place with bodyguards in tow? Why do you think Stalag Beth is officially Beth's selfie prison with the kitten photo props? Why do you think Howard is never photographed at the Florida Fortress, only Beth and her weirdo askew selfies barking orders at the help? Hey, I don't know, I am only asking the questions.