Is Heidi to blame?

Experts who study fugly women who believed they were equal to the top models of the U.S. have been trying to pinpoint the exact moment Beth Ostrosky was contained and in full retreat from not only reality, but from bothering people to put her on television on a real show, not just making the morning zoo TV rounds or appearing for some sham charity TV show event with this phony cat gimmick pretending she gives a damn about anything but herself, where her giant face is in thousands of photos supposedly all about cat rescue, when it's all about Howard Stern rescuing the dead career of his failed fat model wife.

Old man Howard  insists on
continuing with old fartman
radio where the guests can
barely negotiate a car seat.

Howard Stern was gearing up for big things once he finally signed that deal with NBC where some sneaky sources are saying was a part of some old deal Howard made with the network when he kept submitting useless crap called "TV pilots" and they finally are paid in full by putting the morning zoo DJ on a show. The punchline is that Howard publicly press released he was going to join the judges table of "American Idol" when instead he was sent to judge the reboot of the Gong Show until he got the boot himself. But, the entire Stern stooges were all on board and all on the payroll including his wife who partied like there was no end to the dough coming in from NBC when Howard was the judge on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) with old lady Osbourne. As we know, all that ended, AGT had to scale way back on audition sites, cutting out Las Vegas [which has now been reinstated since the Stern debacle and his hoards of hangers-on who were on the payroll are now gone] and finally cutting his wife out of audience group shots. Yes, the monster was finally boxed and now sits in kitty litter at one of her prison camps for captured kittens before they can be adopted by morons who never heard of their own local animal shelters to get pets to adopt.

Well, I guess nobody could guess
the costume Heidi Klum would wear this
year, prosthetics and all as she
expertly portrayed Jessica Rabbit.

So how did AGT get rid of Howard Stern? Just maybe it was being faced with a genuine model Heidi Klum who was hired as a judge on AGT who also has her own TV shows, and who is naturally tall and thin without wearing Spanx and stilettos. Howard and Beth go into a mental retreat when faced with reality and the reality that he is still stuck on a radio dial and his wife is still stuck at home [and why he keeps moving out]. What did Beth do on Halloween with her no-lister husband who have not yet figured out how to score a mini-me without the press finding out it was all a faked pregnancy by Beth O'Barren? Is Beth really a transgender asexual pariah with Stern over compensating by saying how he is having sex like a teenager on crack? Don't know, do we...not really....go Heidi, still in demand and still hot and sexy with her own clothing line, TV shows, gosh, I could go on forever about Heidi Heidi Heidi. 


While Heidi's annual Halloween party was held on the East coast, the Casamigos were partying on the West Coast with Rande Gerbil along with the Howard Stern buddy since 1999 [remember his wild tear? Yep, Spade got the gay blade hooked up...with...Beth?] David Speedo, who allegedly scores the dope for the stars as well as the partners between the sheets for one night stand ups. 

Here are a few Halloween costume highlights:

So, what did Dame Beth-Man do on Halloween? Well I took the hostess privilege and did not wear a costume and just had a good time playing that parlor game with a few friends dressed as soldiers who punish me for cheating at cards, oh, it's a fun game. I hope all Beth Fans had a good time last night as we look forward to another relaxing week feeling sorry for that poor old man Howard Stern who still has to work for a living supporting all of his nonearning family members including that lazy assed Beth Stern who still thinks that selfies are charity work while fighting for fame via mass email messages to all the wives and girlfriends of people who are on television, wow, no wonder she passes out after her sitz bath every afternoon while Howard stresses out over his condoms in a vault as if the old fart has to worry at this point, but hey, the guy's got his fantasy world as he struggles with his scripted lines on a stale satellite radio show because his brains are fried at this point in his career as he struggles with the shakes every morning and is forced to pre-record his stale interviews for the week.

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