Beth is a Model What?

Has Howard Stern ever said what kind of model he got stuck with, I mean chose, I mean chose him? He always spits out that word "model" every two seconds but what kind of a model was Beth? Like a clip from the original film "Manchurian Candidate", during the broadcast of Howard TV audiences were subjected to brainwashing flashes of photos of Beth, since Howard tried to insert her in all his conversations and of course, she appeared on the show many times where everyone had to kiss her ass. Beth killed that Howard TV since Sirius execs got sick of seeing Howard's stupid wife on the show and her airbrushed photos flashed on the screen, so they refused to finance it and Howard had the nerve to charge the public to subscribe to it via their cable provider, of course nobody did since aside from the Stern show being an edited boring mess, he was constantly getting screen time for his wife Beth Chunk plunked on that couch all the time and selling herself as a retired model who had a bunch of one-shot failed TV shows and now has cats thrown on her body and takes selfies all day and calls it charity work.

Break it down: Over-the-hill, ugly face,
fat flabby saggy ass, monkey arms, dead
ashen hair, arm is hiding that bulge
above the hip that men have.

So, what kind of model was Beth? A Sports Illustrated model? A Victoria's Secret model? A Playboy model? A Vogue magazine model? An Elle magazine model? A Glamour magazine model? A catalog model? Which catalogs? A fat pants model? Which companies, Ames, Haband? A runway model? For which designer? A European model? For which designer? For which European magazine? Howard might have said that she was a "bikini" model when he paid for a few layouts in FHM magazine that Beth put out of business in record time in the US since not one straight man or gay or lesbian or person wanted to see Howard Stern's old girlfriend in a bikini in an airbrushed  photo but Beth is airbrush proof with her fug proportions seeping through the blur.

You can't airbrush this fug face. She looks like a guy
with that overgrown steroid head. Howard cannot
face it, Beth has that lazy left eye rolling towards her huge fat
nose job. Yes, that is the size of her nose
 after her nose job. And no one can take those
enormous horse teeth. Beth is a model
what, again? Model groupie.

Howard has a psychotic reaction to the Victoria's Secret fashion show because they never invited Miss Chunk to walk the runway or grace the main stage like a bunch of real models have done. Howard thinks the costumes and lingerie are stupid or something, fine, but we know Howard Stern. He has proven his entire life is just sour grapes. When he can't get something he trashes it. He trashes a celebrity to get them on his show, then he loves them. He trashes a TV show or host like Kathie Lee Gifford until she lets Beth on her show, then he loves Kathie, the list is endless with these examples. He used to goof endlessly on Hollywood stars until he deemed himself a celebrity, and deemed himself a comic or talk show host equal or better than Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, or Jerry Seinfeld. But Beth is a problem as usual because she never broke into the top modeling world because she's a mass of deformities, some she was born with and some were acquired through years of plastic surgery and tons of gimmicks to keep that weight off her gut [mostly just visits with the lipo fairy]. She's a mess, but we can imagine what Beth might look like in a Victoria's Secret lingerie design.

George Takei is on Broadway getting some good reviews for his play and Howard was too jealous to actually watch the play, well, let's face it, he has no money in it so didn't care to attend, just paraded on the red carpet to get his photo taken while Beth posted some phony photos of herself on Instagram with her niece who lives in North Carolina, but it featured her old Yoda the cat book she was pushing onto the school system last year, so who knows when she actually went. Beth was in hiding since Howard was spending the weekend with his daughter Emily, whose stupid article came out in the NY Post on November 8 plugging her photography and plugging her dad who married a "model". So Beth had to pretend to be a busy model and author on November 8 and be out of town. 

Please support your local theater company. You never know what idiot's daughter or wife will show up in the production resulting in a legal action to get her out.