The Animals

Real life true life vegan Rob Zombie
walked the red carpet on 9/30/15
in Los Angeles to celebrate 35 years
of PETA. Rob proves that he is
as gorgeous on the inside as
on the outside.

You mean the self-proclaimed animal lovers Howard and Beth with Howard's sidekick Robin Quivers, the former vegan who said vegan food saved her life who is now trying to kill herself by eating animals, were all a no show at the PETA 35th anniversary red carpet event in Los Angeles?? What? Can't be. The self absorbed pariahs who only think about their next selfie and which iPhone would take the best picture of their mugs subject to a ton of post production work failed to show up to support the animals.

A group of all the animals Beth chops, blocks and socks away in her closet were present on the red carpet except Beth stuffs chickens down her throat and they land on her thighs while hubby Howard Stern pretends to not eat anything when there is nothing he won't eat. Oh wait, except for that elephant since Bethie worships Billy Joel and he loves elephants and Beth loves his donation to the celebrity charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League who is in league with corporate sponsors searching for tax relief and Beth is in dire need of getting in the press with her bogus foundation called Bianca's Furry Friends that does nothing for animals or humans but Beth pretends it will eventually build a kitten center funded by the public, not her.




According to RZ's Facebook, Paul McCartney was there and rocked the event, but no Howard Stern? Amazing that he wouldn't be there, right? Oh, but he eats a ton of animals and pretends he doesn't....I know, so are the claims of Rick Salomon in court docs about Pam, who he claims is a phony vegan. Well, the woman is dying of something, most likely her Hep C that reportedly came from Kid R and why she allegedly aborted his baby. 

It's unbelievable that the gorgeous Rob Zombie is 50 yrs old this year yet everyone believes
Sheri is 48 as Beth O'torsky buys hair to copy Sheri in a desperate attempt to look like her.

Of course Pam Anderson Lee Rock Salomon Salomon Anderson was there celebrating 35 years of PETA and without Beth Ostrosky Stern Ostrosky. Yes, the super self proclaimed animal activist Bethie is a big fake and phony and was sitting home on 9/30 taking selfies with that tranny chaser Whitney Cummings.

Cher loves Andy and hates Howard

This week on the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show, Howard told his guest Andy Cohen that he was proud of his daughters and that they love Beth and have a great relationship. Howard loves failures and the embodiment of failure is the fab four in Howard's life, his three loser do-nothing kids and his loser failed plus size model wife. Howard is the king of failures and has tried to launch himself from that radio microphone for 30 years with only one brief shining moment at around 60 years old of finally getting to be a cast member of a TV show that had been on the air for six years already, with Stern inserting himself for four of those years as a pseudo judge on NBC's America's Got Talent yet once again Mr. Boomerang is back with his one job on the radio. Well, who wouldn't be proud of their three non-earning kids who are high as a kite fairies living in a phantom wilderness not having a single thought in their dull little minds except where their next hit is coming from.


Then we've got wife #2 Bethie the Star who has clear delusions she is a celebrity with light bulbs flashing in her eyes nonstop not realizing they are from her own stupid iPhone camera and she is tweaking that flash button a million times a day until her handlers throw her in a bathtub to calm down the manic depressive non-earning pariah.

Yes, that is really Beth in a photo from her Instagram site where she shows her phantom audience that she has to sit in a tub of water every afternoon. You know, like any mental patient that needs water therapy.

And we all remember the old story about those darling do-nothing daughters of Howard. It was on the Internet years ago about the drug overdoses with the two eldest daughters somehow involved that resulted in a screaming match between Howard and wife #1 in the ER. Years later a reporter threatened to reveal some dirt about Howard's daughters if Howard didn't shut his fat mouth about a segment that was on "A Current Affair" gossip show. Why did Howard turn tail and run? Because he is a massive chicken that can harass and call out anyone in show business including their kids but don't try and do it to him because there is tons to find out about the kids whose daddy loved to play dress up in the basement with his long time companion Ralphie.

Howard is so proud of his eldest
daughter Emily who paints her face
and barks at the moon.

Can't imagine why Howard doesn't publicize his daughters and get them jobs on television. We know Emily Stern is a great poetress, songwriter and singer with all her bizarre ramblings of a retro hippy chick with scrambled eggs for brains and calls being a failed stage actress as finding religion. The middle daughter is touring the globe on her Trust Fund digging up a paid worshipper who paints her toenails while having wet dreams of all that money lying around the vault providing he provides an heir to the Stern fortune, you know, a grandbaby for grandpa Howard who married a barren bleached blonde bimbo who thinks she still has a choice whether or not to give birth to a human baby without the help of a million IVF treatments that cause bloat and the stupido thinks she's pregnant while a surrogate is on standby in the Caymans who will immediately be silenced like a lamb if she dares talk, so that's a muddled mess right now. The youngest Stern debacle is touring the East coast colleges as she struggles to get her degree in something other than selfies and deciding what color her hair will be as she fights the flab on those thighs and pretends she loves Beth even though in her bisexual haze she isn't really sure who she is.

But Howard is the most proud of Beth who delayed having any real or imagined kids since her modeling career rocketed into outer space where it imploded forcing the failed plus sized model to parade around Howard's satellite studios selling Giftscriptions. This was all before Howard and Mel Karmazin invented the spokesperson position at the North Shore Animal League since the dullard wife of Howard thought she would become famous. But producers finally found out that Howard married a giant nobody who escorted a few dopes around Philly before her parents paid to get her modeling jobs in Jersey that wasn't payin' the bills and had to become a Chinese dragon lady and knocked on the door of Howard's penthouse and the rest is a mystery. However, the butt bongo billionaire husband could get nothing for his ugly wife, so it was the giftscriptions route and finally having to take Beth's picture himself to prove she's an iPhone model while the cheap SOB had to spend a lot of dough to shut up his loser kids by funding their lazy useless lives. 

Just think, if I were on the Stern payroll I could be sitting on a pot of dough instead of just pot while I wonder what Howard and Beth will do next with their millions to aid the masses, oh wait, were they at the PETA event in LA yesterday? Umm, no, since that would mean spending some of their own prized cash and flying across the country to celebrate an organization that stands behind what they say, they just don't pose with animals and decide to eat them after publishing a book saying they are vegan, right Robin? Howard and Beth only do things for celebrities and parade across the country for that 112 Production of the Aniston publicity farce called a wedding so Howard could pretend he is a celebrity while Aniston gets some free press and a 112 sponsor for her stupid wedding and birthday party combo for Justin Theroux, a grown man whose biggest thing in his life is his stupid birthday party every year.



Oh the tireless selfie workers Beth and Howard who do nothing for anyone but push their faces into a camera and paying for endless useless publicity items where Beth has to hold a cat to get attention. Miss Nobody with a stooge husband stuck on a satellite who can't make her famous. Hey, keep trying Howard, we are all watching and waiting to see what you will buy Beth next as if you really thought marketing a psycho was a good idea. But Howard and Beth wouldn't hurt a fly while Howard needs a blanket to calm down and avoid a chill while the help hides the butcher knives from the bad seed who loves to chop up something nice for dinner.

Beth's faded dreams are barely hanging from the Hangin' Tree and falling off. Yes, that is a real tree on Long Island where witches were hung over 200 years ago and a spectrum of a rope dangling can be seen to this day in unsubstantiated tales of the supernatural, just where Beth's career belongs.