Desperate Stern Housewife

September 19, 2015, Bethie O was back hosting that D List No List event called the Hero Dog Awards in Beverly Hills, CA, so Howard Stern has a much coveted Beth-Free weekend and is free from pretending they actually live together and share the same dog bed when they have a meet and greet in the same house, which is only for those awesome headless selfies of Howard petting a kitty cat waiting for his limo ride back to his Village People.

Yes, Beth will stoop as low as you can go to get her mug on television with hosting for a second time in a row, the American Humane Association's (AHA) Hero Dog Awards, a bogus animal charity that this blogger has reported on in the past, that is a front for the movie and TV industry and funded by the Screen Actors Guild which purchases the AHA seal of approval on all films and television shows featuring live animals. It's an actual seal that is shown at the end of the credits. The AHA has a record of doing nothing to ensure animal health or welfare. It was widely reported that the HBO show "Luck" was using horses that were drugged, sick and underweight resulting in the death of at least three horses on the set with PETA launching a complaint against the production with AHA supervising nothing and providing it's standard seal of approval that no animals were harmed during the production, which was obviously a false claim. The HBO show was quickly thrown off the air.

Beth O is now hosting the AHA Hero Dog Awards show which forces disabled dogs to walk or be dragged across a red carpet. This annual animal abuse and exploitation event  must be stopped by some sane person that has the power to do it. 

Ricketty old lady Beth with the weird
body loves the stage under a delusion
she's a celebrity. If you wore normal heels, Beth,
you would be a stubby shorty next to the
Desperate Housewife plumber.

Miss Beth O'Self Proclaimed Animal Lover cares nothing about shilling for a bogus animal charity by hosting their dog awards show. Wow, I guess those dogs might be lucky enough to not be dumped onto a Hollywood movie set and might actually have real owners. Who knows and who cares, not Beth, she just loves piling on the tons of makeup and huge wigs clomping on stage in 8 inch heels thinking she is an actual celeb instead of the bitchy wife of Howard Stern, nothing more, nothing less, even though she does do less than zero for her phony foster cats but selfie them to death before they are adopted by real foster families, wow, thanks Beth. Why not fund your own kitten shelter at the charity that pays you a salary, the North Shore Animal League? Ever think of actually donating your own cash and getting a shelter built? No? Too busy screwing around on the floor at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons, right? 

Desperate D-Lister studies her script backstage at the Hero Dog Awards [photo, left] looking chunky and like that zipper is going to explode. So the faux socialite supporter of this fiasco with her pet charity the AHA, Lois Pope, wasn't too old to fly on her broom from Florida to LA? Is she still afraid of that son of hers that she allegedly keeps cheating him out of his inheritance and dodging him while taking out kidnapping insurance against him and his family? I guess we have to move on from all that and focus on dogs...enter Beth O'Stern.

Looking like an aged saloon girl, Beth's mentor Lois Pope
attends the Hero Dog Awards show in LA still
managing to dodge the hungry aged alligators
looking for a free senior meal in Florida.

Good luck with your endless fame quest, Beth. So far, you are only animal farm famous. You do look ready for Halloween fame, the costume event your husband avoids yet parades around in drag at xmas, go figure. 

Happy Sunday Bethie, you deserve a break, you work way too hard. We know it's tough being a trophy wife wannabe with a tarnished image.