Beth O'Stern is once again on that summer filler D List magazine called "Social Life" where Howard Stern takes over the issue and produces the cover, the phony cover story, and the layout for his social pariah wife. Yes, Howard Stern is now an idiot publisher with his annual publishers dinner in honor of his airbrushed phony photos of his wife and this time the cover shot features her enormous flabby ass and thighs with a pink bucket on her head.Yes, Beth Stern, famous for her football head, cleverly wears a football to her big time Social Life magazine publishers dinner in her honor on August 1 and paid by her stooge husband.
Normally, this magazine hosts a cover party for the star pigeon of the month at some locale in NY or the Hamptons. For example, when Vanessa Hudgens was on the cover when she was starring in the Broadway musical "Gigi" before it closed due to poor reviews and being snubbed by the Tony Award voters, her Social Life magazine cover party had normal sponsors and was held at Elyx House on June 19, 2015 in New York City.
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| Vanessa Hudgens |
Social Life magazine normally prints invitations, like this example from 2014 where you can see the sponsors of the cover party listed on the invitation which means that Brooke Shields didn't foot the bill for her own cover party like some people have to do.
Beth started bothering Social Life magazine in 2010 and America's Idiot was having difficulty coming up with sponsors for his wife's cover parties and finally invented the publishers dinner party in 2013.
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| 8/1/15, nerdos on parade at Beth's lame loser cover party for Social Life magazine. The jerk in the photo [I know, which one] is the publisher Justin Mitchell. |
I haven't located any photos from any publishers dinner parties prior to 2013 and we think Howard Stern is hiding the fact he thought it up and has to foot the bill in exchange for the magazine letting his aged pudgy wife grace the cover in a horrible phony photo taken by Howard Stern.
Sponsors seem to be running from the Sterns, and why not? I mean, what does Beth do? She is Howard's unknown lazy ass wife who sits around her Hamptons home with her face stuck in her iPhone until she passes out from too much Clooney wine from her wine cellar and tasting room where she conducts taste tests all day while the servants pile up the kittens and lock them in a room until Beth is ready for another photo shoot consisting of bragging that intercepting kitten adoptions is charity work. So, the Social Life magazine publisher, editor, and selected management staff honor the stupid wife of Howard Stern and kiss her flabby ass and pretend she is famous. So what is this? A 112 Production? Unless he came up with some other Lame Limited Corporation designed to make Beth famous and to have some sort of work product for his shell production companies.
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| Beth's publishers dinner party 2013 |
"Elegant Affairs" caters the publishers dinner party and notice they used Beth's dress from 2013 as a tablecloth for Beth's cover party this past Saturday.
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| Beth's publishers dinner party 2015 where they used Beth's dress as a giant tablecloth. Some snappy sunflowers you got there guys, wow, set you back a whole $39.99? |
Bleah. These two. Can't tell which one is supposed to be the power bottom, Whorse or Howeird? That blonde mane plopped atop that wonkhead. Hah. Whorsey seems the type to say that it 'conversated' with it's publisher. Is this magazine up to the level of 'Steppin' Out'? I wonder if Mr Hayden receives monthly hush money. I'm all over the place. It's 105 degrees here now. Anyway, in addition to photoshop, the wonk-titted one probably has to coat her teeth with Pam cooking spray to help keep the red wine staining at bay. Beth Ho has driven away half of the 'king of all wigs' audience in only 7 years! Maybe it should get credit for that in some way. Keep it coming, DBM. Cheers.
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