Beth Gets Bumped

Regis Philbin returned to The Today Show on Thursday and is joining the Yoda Hoda and Kathie Lee show in the fourth hour of The Today Show. Regis' new job will last through the summer and is expected to boost ratings for the slacking summer season when everyone is on vacation and real celebs are in Europe with Howard Stern pretending to be a real celeb when he is one of the old farts that has to work through the summer while using up some of those accumulated vacation hours that he earns as a paid employee of the SiriusXM corporation.

Bethie O'Nobody was prancing around The Today Show studio on Thursday to get her screen time but was bumped and dumped due to the big surprise for audiences and the massive staging event to literally walk Regis through crowds of onlookers on the streets of NY and into the NBC studios to welcome Regis back to television. Princess Pariah's segment was recorded and is supposed to air today, Friday, but no one cares and everyone is ignoring her. Hey, Beth, could they get you out of the building or did you spend the night at NBC in your frozen pose and remained vertical so as not to mess up that wig and to try and keep those stupid false eyelashes from sticking together?

As Beth approaches her big fake age of 43, she is going further into a deep mental room where only she exists and believes she is a sexy little anime girl holding the little kitty cats and grinning like a demented 10 year old who just found out daddy's night visits are really only Howard Stern and his pedo porno fantasies as he has stated many times publicly on his satellite radio show that he loves to watch daddies fuck the under-aged babysitters in pseudo pedo porno movies. 

Howard has been in therapy for many years since he never could score a teenage shemale to fondle his inverted private parts and had to resort to press releasing that Beth was turning 30 for three years in a row making her 46 years old this month and looks much older in recent photos. Howard kept trying to shave Beth's private parts as well as shaving a few years off her age in or around 2000, when Howard decided to be "discovered" at Nobu eating shrimp and pasta with a blonde woman with a flabby ass wearing 7" heels.

2009, Beth shows off the
calf she adopted and
dyed pink.

Hey, folks, please help out Stern and rent a car and listen to him on satellite with that extra 20 bucks tacked onto your bill. Stern has to fund the feral kitten prison camps in Manhattan, the Hamptons, and the Florida shell house that is still empty while awaiting some scientology doctors with their medical licenses revoked to stock the basement with awesome medical equipment to keep Beth and Howard's fug faces frozen in time.

And how old does the real supermodel and real celeb with the real boy toy boyfriend, Heidi Klum, look? OMG, she looks TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD, I MEAN, YOUNG!

Menopausal Anime Model Beth O. Did she forget her kitty ears and tail for her "Today Show" appearance?

#dyingtobeyoung #celebwannabee #dementedmodel

Don't hate me because I am a sexy selfie charity worker!! Dame Beth-Man, busy busy doing the charity thing flat on my back with the kitty thrown in the photo! Oh, god, I gotta slow down this pace and start badgering the public for more dough to fund my slaughtered cow designer handbag collection.