Bad Seed Beth

Howard Stern sends Bad Seed Beth out of town causing her to miss the Super Saturday shopping event in the Hamptons and the New York premiere of "Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation". We wonder if Howard is free and clear to attend the big scientology mass orgasm event this week where the supreme fathead Tom Cruise is expected to make a grand entrance. Howard is sometimes escorted around the city by his eldest high priestess just in case he is spotted by someone who might tell on him and release a story to the press that he was with a woman, or they think it was a woman and it was not Beth, he is covered since his eldest drone can go either way.

Tom Cruise was in New York on Sunday with the big New York premiere of his film with the celebs and cast held on Monday night. Howard Stern was hiding from the paparazzi although we are not sure he could actually score an invitation to the premiere but could skate into the special after party as long as the gossip snitch witch Beth was not with him. Beth loves feeding items to gossip sites and she is well known in the community by the alias "Sources Say".

Tom Cruise greets fans in NY on July 26.

Alec and Tom at the big MI NY premiere on July 27. Hilaria Baldwin is in the background along with Lurch Baldwin, Alec's alleged giant test tube baby he had with Kim Basinger.

Morticia and Lurch mix it up on the red carpet at the Mission Impossible movie premiere on July 27.

Will Tom Cruise make an appearance at the Stern show? We know he found time to appear on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Monday night.

The Bad Seed was sent to Pittsburgh to visit mommy with some phony story about a cat needing to be rescued, like all of a sudden, Pittsburgh finds one homeless cat and Mommy O has to race and get it from somewhere while her Daughter O has to race to pick it up all in the guise of charity work so Howard O can get a big tax write off-O hoping at least that the guys in the black SUVs won't catch up to him and demand payment on all those liens against his Florida Fortress that he seems to suddenly forget he owns.

7/27/15, Beth posts a photo on Instagram of her monster legs in fat jeans sitting at her mom's house in Pittsburgh making an InstaPlea for someone to adopt this cat. Why Beth's mom can't adopt it is beyond me. I guess the O Family only adopts hamsters and dogs named Suzie.

Beth in Pittsburgh July 27 again trying to audition for a Rob Zombie film. Sorry, Beth, there is no open casting call for chicken fuckers.

Howard left alone in the big city has him giddy with excitement and blurted out gibberish on Monday's stale satellite radio show about his 46 year old wife being a little girl and thinks ice cream is free because she is so pretty. Well, what is he going to say, reality? Howard's wife is in menopause and she should lay off that ice cream, it's going straight to her wide hips and fat ass and her face is falling faster than the needle brigade can inject her with fillers to hold up that falling facelift. 

Howard is in that old fart fantasy zone where they wish they married a child bride, it's a fear of being old and dying. You would think someone as fugly as Stern wouldn't care. I mean, all he could afford was a cross eyed fat model from Pittsburgh to serve as a wife, so why pretend. The woman is old and skanky looking, like a nicotine stain. Just face it Howard, big deal, who cares that your wife was a failed plus size model, so what, lighten up. You ain't ever going to do any better than what you got [you may quote me].