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Howard Stern, Mr. Power Player has produced three stellar projects since 2000:

Project #1 and his biggest loser was Beth O the failed model who claimed to model all over the globe but only has proof of modeling d-list newspaper ads in Pittsburgh and New Jersey.

Project #2, SiriusXM Town Hall with Billy Joel:

Project #3, 60th Birthday Bash to honor himself for still being employed:

Oprah Winfrey? Just a loser, because Howard Stern says she's fat and he thinks being a decrepit 61 year old fart on the radio is hot & happenin'. Yet, Oprah knew when to dump SiriusXM and move on, big time, to the big time, in Hollywood, as everyone knows she has won multiple Oscars, Emmys, and countless other awards and is a movie producer and part time actor in her films. 

OH, and don't forget "O" Magazine, as in Beth O? Jackie O? That "O" is used quite a bit but Oprah is the new O and has been successful for a few decades as her popularity keeps growing. But Beth O has dropped the O to become a STERN and it's still not getting her anywhere. She is stuck in the homeless animal vortex of nothing trying to get funding for a building extension at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) for almost three years now, while her husband purchases real estate with cash from god knows where while Bethie has her own bank account and retirement vault and won't touch that money. 

It's up to the stupid public to fund her dream of a cat house at  NSAL with her name on it as some big donor, yet she is having major problems coming up with the 7 or 8 million dollars to add a second floor on an existing NSAL building [if this project drags on another year it will be up to 9 million] while laughing all the way to the IRS offices for her annual audit. 

Can't touch that...her personal fund, so go ahead, if you love Beth and her phony cat charity gimmick then empty your bank accounts and maybe the Princess Pariah will thank you on Instagram. Then you can die happy in your poverty or in your tax shelter. But I would think there are millions of other charities you could donate to instead of the charity called Beth's leather pocketbook with a designer logo stamped on it giving Beth a reason for selfies, since without cats she's nothing.

Here's more proof of nothing, for both of the Sterns:

#THROWBACKTHURSDAY

Remember Gossip Cop? No one does. It never aired.

Have a wonderful day Howard. Your wife is unemployable that you forced onto the kitten black market since the D List NSAL charity had no choice but take a failed DJ's wife who wanted to be famous while the aged DJ is stuck in a wormhole called satellite radio. We love you! Kiss kiss tell tell.

....which is why Howard couldn't get a girl.