Caring for Animals

Well, we have not yet received live coverage of the capture of Beth O'Stern's self proclaimed one feral cat, the cat that is required to come to her home Stalag Beth in the Hamptons if he wants food rations. 

Most individuals caring for animals and trying to control a feral population [Beth's is a population of one and she's having problems] actually move their butts outside their own driveways and go into fields, alleyways, behind shopping malls, wherever feral animals are found and try and help them and control the population without their husbands issuing press releases about how great they are. Oh, well, commoners are not married to Stern with the giant wig collection. Too bad. But maybe Howard is filming this massive rescue event and will post it shortly and get tons of mileage out of it for his unmarketable wife character he married.

Yes, Princess Beth states she has a feral cat that comes to her home and that she and her husband Howard Stern were going to try to capture the cat and take it to the vet. Well, on Friday we get an update that this is NOT Beth's car in the driveway of her home but that her feral cat is being attacked by the birds! Yes folks, Bird Brain Beth knows how to press the video button on her little girl pink iPhone.

What happened to Harlow Restaurant this year? GONE, shut down, shuttered? Wasn't Richie Notar forced into shutting down the restaurant settling a lawsuit by the Sterns when Beth FELL in the restaurant?

Harlow Restaurant in the Hamptons where Big Bird loves to entertain
D Listers like Christa Miller along with his bird-brained wife.

Last year, Beth Fans loved Beth posting on her Instagram show when she was rushed to the hospital because she fell at Harlow Restaurant. It happened after dinner when Beth came flying out of the ladies' room head first and Howard stepped over her body to run to a limo to chase after a former Chief of Police and thank him for being his friend and chasing down all those homeless men who spit and attack his wives. That is a problem Beth has, it is quite unique to Howard Stern, his wives being attacked on a city street while he dives head first into an unmarked police car while Beth keeps tripping over herself.

Howard Stern's alleged bi-favorite buddy John Stamos was almost passed out at the wheel in Beverly Hills on Friday when police managed to get him vertical shortly before calling an ambulance since the celeb was going down for the final countdown and was taken to a hospital. No word on what Stamos's problem is other than being ignored when he made a recent trek to the streets of San Francisco to revisit his Full House. Yep, ignored by people who had no idea who he was and Stamos was snotty about it, but he was all covered up and tiny and short, so I doubt anyone would have recognized Famous Stamos.

Poor Perez Hilton on his website is all broken up over the news of Stamos being carted off to a hospital siting some nonsense about it being due to his mommy dying but everyone else knows he has been having problems since his alleged public intoxication on Australian television and then earlier this year being fired from the Dannon yogurt commercials because they were embarrassing having Stamos fawn over a bunch of menopausal women in need of calcium. The company replaced Stamos with Cam Newton hoping to appeal to nerdy guys who think they need yogurt and will actually look like Cam if they start downing the useless product.

Bee smart Beth Fans. Don't drink and drive and don't show up in San Francisco thinking you are famous outside of your insulated world of paid photogs and paid publicity items planted in tabloids.