Julia Loves Dave

Julia not only loves the BFP but she loves Letterman as she lets Dave plant one last kiss on her perfect face during her last appearance on the show. We know Howard tried to copy this running bit of Julia & Letterman but as usual, Big Bird Stern laid a giant egg on national television.

Howard's last appearance on the David Letterman Show was horrible at best. I thought Howard would come out in a wig and dress one more time to try and turn on Letterman when all Howard did was show up in a wig and costume looking more and more like the plastic surgery addict Michael Jackson [may his closeted soul rest in peace], and simply tried to molest him.

Howard always pulls down those frizzy weave
bangs to hide his giant pulled back
facelift and balding hairline.

Here are a few good comments in response to an article printed May 12 in the NY Daily News about Stern's last appearance on the Letterman Show. No Howard, we are not jealous of you, that is your canned response, right? No matter how you spin it you cannot face it. You are an old woman has-been stuck in a vortex of morning zoo radio and still a Hollywood pariah that failed to launch. You insult celebs and their wives behind their backs then claim you love them to their faces while laughing hysterically when you're back home with your aged posse of pariahs. Yes, Howard is the definition of a jerk.

Howard finally is admitting MJ was his idol and had his long time companion and personal dresser Ralph Cirella copy the costumes worn by MJ. Howard looks ready for court if you ask me as he paraded into the David Letterman show one last time.  

Not sure the MMA fighter
Ronda Rousey is ugly
enough, but Howard thinks
she's hot.

On Wednesday's stale Stern radio show, we had to hear from a brain dead Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter that immediately sent the 12 people listening to the Stern radio show heading out the door. All those people must have missed that stale hypnotist bit since no one made it past the fug MMA fighter. Wow Stern, how did you score that interview? Anyone who has just come out of a coma still thinks it's 1985 after listening to the Stern show.

Pam Anderson is back with [ex] Hell's Angel Chuck Zito and was spotted in Los Angeles on May 7. We know Chuck lost his lawsuit against the FX cable channel for the show the "Sons of Anarchy" that was stolen from him. Zito pitched an idea that was rejected and it suddenly emerged on FX as the "Sons of Anarchy" and Zito sued for $5 million and lost. I guess everyone had the same idea about a motorcycle club that just happened to exactly mimic the Hell's Angels.







God knows Howard paid for Bethie's guest hosting appearance on "The Talk" this week as Julie Chen and her hubby the mogul Les Moonves were in New York at the CBS Upfronts on May 13. All Howard can buy are appearances for his dolt wife on daytime television, he can't afford to buy her an actual show of her own. Oh right, except for that Hallmark Channel for aged has beens with no career that have to work at 70+ years of age.



Brolin's life has been in pieces since the huge fight with Babs that the sole heir to her fortune will be her adorable cute son Jason, [with Brolin only getting his static sum per the prenup] he is back to television on the CBS comedy "Life in Pieces", and was at the CBS Upfronts on May 13 with members of the cast. 

We are not sure who plays the husband in the comedy series as it appears two men are cast in that role, one being Brolin. The series just happened to be picked up for the Fall season after Tom Hanks threw some money at it since his obnoxious pinched faced son Colin Hanks, with the deformed head and retro look, managed to score a job on the show.







Miss Beth's guest hosting job has finally finished airing on "The Talk" with Miss Chen. Oh, Beth is an expert on Asian culture and style, right Beth? Meet any old clients, I mean, boyfriends at the cocktail party to say 'hello'? Howard Stern paid for tons of airtime for Beth on "The Talk" having to hear all about his stupid relationship with that wife with the canned stories that not one person cares about. Oh, did you miss Beth's appearances on "The Talk"? Here is a screen cap of what you missed, and watch out for that fug face trying to cover her huge bucked teeth with that chin implant, I think it's loaded.

Yes, Bethie, hang onto that fossil you unearthed. Heaven forbid you got stuck with the boy from "Fame" the TV series, who is now a bald Broadway fixture but then, poor Michael could not have made you famous, right? Beth allegedly dated Michael Cerveris when she was stashed at his shared rental apartment in New York awaiting Howard to move her a block from his penthouse.

Howard and Beth's showbiz wedding posing with their
buddy Ross Zapin's wife.

Beth's former "boyfriend" Michael Cerveris. He was in "Fame"

and won a Tony in 2004 for the Broadway musical "Assassins".

RZ has no love for the leftover aged bar fly. He just can't stop cutting Beth out of his photos. He did this back in January 2014 for Stern's birthday bash and now on Wednesday this week.

Have fun trying to stay camera ready, Bethie. You never know when Stern will cash in on some old info or old photo he dug out of the cellar with someone who happens to have their own TV show. Poof! Bethie suddenly gets a hosting job on television! Imagine that.

After giving tons of airtime to the Sterns, I hope Miss Chen enjoys getting her show thrown off the air. Just ask Miss Yahoo news all about that. 

Here, Beth. Read a few comments from "The Talk" Facebook page and see who your public is: