What You Don't Know...

...will only embarrass you. Howard doesn't know he is an ignored pariah stuck floating on a satellite that keeps getting lost in space and has to be relaunched every 68 days by a farmer in the Midwest hoping someone somewhere will listen to his rants and raves about how great he is on the radio.

Then we have to put up with Stern's ignored aged cheese wife, who is not a vegan, not a vegetarian, but an alcoholian who is in a fog about why she got her recent feral cats dumped back on her lap after a recent adoptee got tired of pulling one of the feral felines off her curtains with Beth claiming she is a certified foster rescuer and official mom when she should be stripped of all self proclaimed credentials in the area of pet rescue and adoption.

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 4/15/15. Ha! No such luck Lollipop, 
Yoda heard you were coming back and already hogged the top shelf of the cat tree, so there.

Howard doesn't know his wife has scrambled egg whites for brains as well as for breakfast? Oh, right, Tai Chai Lai Tea Latte for her ever growing ass while she rolls around on the floor all day letting feral cats run amok then dumping them onto a bunch of pigeons. Howard coming up with long obnoxious food names for all the cats, like Poundcake, Lollipop and Pumpernickel when he has no clue about owning actual pets with normal pet names, Mr. Anorexic and Mrs. Bulimic with the food obsessions.

Then we have Howard dancing around in his tight skinny jeans desperate to include Beth in his radio show to prove she is working for the company. 

Every one of the Stern show staffers has to jump to attention when the prize bitch Beth barks, then Howard has to fill four hours of dead air after trying to remain vertical all night since he can't get his skinny jeans off his fat ass while keeping his facelift from stretching and falling and keeping his new hair transplants from ending up as bitter remains on his sad pillow of tears.

And what does Howard keep saying on his radio show? Oh, that he didn't get the first interview with Brucilla Jenner and he is all in a tizzy about it. Well, gosh, Howard is on the radio, so unless this is 1945, why wouldn't Brucie go on the Diane Sawyer show first, a show that I think is on that new medium called television.

Mariel in Santa Monica 4/15/15
on her book tour "Out Came
The Sun" which also features a
weird second book "Invisible Girl"
about how everyone around
her was mentally ill
but herself.

Then we have Miss Delusion who says her entire family has mental problems except her, the ever famous Hemingway family, with Mariel coming out with two mental health books at one time, with her prior book featuring her own doctor who committed suicide earlier this month, Dr. Brandt. 

Mariel and Dr. Brandt were on a book signing tour in 2007 for "Healthy Living From the Inside Out". Did it feature a yellow cord tying section?

Mariel had the signature bloated grinch face of all Dr. Brandt's alleged clients.

Too bad the good ol' doc didn't read Mariel's current books, it could've saved his life. So Miss Mariel is on her happy little book tour this month with her own doc swinging from the rafters in Florida....omg, what you don't know, umm, I will skip the books, thanks anyway, honey.

My Geisha, Katie FugLee was working "it" at the Tribeca Film Festival having been spotted outdoors briefly as she was searching for a hotel lobby trying to meet another celebrity by pure coincidence and chance.

Miss Fuggy Lee at the Tribeca Film Festival, Vanity Fair Party, on 4/14/15.

The  DeNiro's at the Vanity Fair Party 4/14/15. DeNiro is the co-founder of the Tribeca film festival and the Mrs forgot her blouse. 

Andrew Saffir made an appearance at the Tribeca Film Festival on 4/14/15, with his longtime partner. They are well known founders of the Cinema Society that Beth used to stalk unrelentingly and hogging that red carpet for many years as we wonder if that restraining order is still in effect that she has to stay at least 30 yds away from Andrew.

Tribeca Film Festival 2012

The plastic surgery twins were last spotted at the Tribeca Film Festival in 2012 when they were doing a tag team stalking of Bradley Cooper, who was in "Silver Linings Playbook".

Braaaad & DeNiro, Tribeca Film Festival, 2012.

Happy Throwback Thursday

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