Sunday Mysteries

Another bizarre selfie
of Beth posted on 4/18/15
hiding the right
side of her face.

Mystery week begins with Beth once again hiding the right side of her face since coming back from her mysterious trip to Los Angeles, when Howard the Husband character was taping his D List summer filler reality show "America's Got Talent" (AGT) with Beth on the expense account with the swollen face.

Then we have the standard closet photo posted on Beth's Stupidgram on 4/18/15 as she stated she was picking a dress for dinner, we assume she was selecting a dress for Howard for one of their summit meeting dinners and big tax write off discussions on how to get some mileage out of that supposed leaked email between Simon Cowell and a Sony executive about wanting to get rid of Stern as a judge on AGT.


It seems to be evident by various news stories across the Internet, that Simon Cowell was never happy with the hiring of the full time judge Howard Stern for AGT, but only wanted him as a guest judge. NBC hired Stern for AGT in 2012 with proven, steady falling ratings through 2014.

Howard has the same wig maker as Mel B.

According to an alleged leaked email in 2014 between Simon and a Sony executive, Simon wanted to replace Howard and take over as judge on AGT, which didn't happen. Oh, but wait, the year before that in 2013, NBC did try and mitigate their mistake of hiring the long time radio dinosaur as a judge on AGT by hiring TWO new judges to crowd in between Howard Stern and Howie Mandel at the judges table.

These two young lovelies were hired by
NBC to cover up and hide their 
embarrassing mistake of hiring Howard Stern
as a full time judge on AGT.

Here we are in 2015 with the 10th season of AGT, that dismal remix of the Gong Show [which was better by the way], and we wonder how much longer NBC will continue to throw money at this D List summer filler show. 

So anyway, drama drama surrounding the King of All Bullshit, Howard Stern, who is scrambling to keep his permed wigged weave afloat in the sea of crappy reality shows. The Kardashians they ain't. But wait, will Stern finally admit to being a closeted transvestite who married a hermaphrodite who has a problem with deciphering the truth from fiction? There is a reality show in there somewhere but the Kardashians are hard to top at this point, but the Sterns might put in a good pitch to NBC. Yes, Howard you may steal my idea, I am not litigious like some people.

Sunday Gossip Corner: (Excuse me if you've heard all this already)

David Letterman? Oh, insiders say that since he is retiring, the local NY brothels will see a decline in their business. The women loved Dave, we know Beth never met Dave until they appeared on the air together when she was plugging her first book. She stated on his TV show on the air, that she was meeting him for the first time and Dave said the same thing. No connection there, but we think the connection lies with Vinnie Favale, which is how Beth got her security pass into the CBS studios via his buddy Howard Stern pushing Beth on the show to make her famous before he announced she was his girlfriend.

Vinnie, an old worshipper of Beth, shown here with his mother who
financed that shit stage show called, "Hereafter Musical", which played
one time per week in the afternoon to about 30 people.

Nicole Kidman? Supposedly, according to flight personnel, Nicole screams at her kids' nanny to shut up those brats during the looong flights from Australia to the US.

Meredith Vieira? Supposedly a huge bitch and backstabber. No wonder she loved Beth, giving her a few segments on her now canceled daytime TV talk show.

Beth stiffly poses with what's called
 a human child on an episode of the
Meredith Vieira daytime TV talk show.

Ryan Seacrest? Allegedly loved young Asian men as much as Beth does. Merv Griffin left a chunk of his estate to Ryan and pieces of his game show empire.

Lauren Bacall? Allegedly a drunken bitch for 30 years according to some insiders. I know, the poor woman is dead, but this is only gossip, so just ignore it.

That thicket of hair on top of Rob Lowe's head? Hair plugs and a wigged weave, like our favorite radio DJ, oh, according to gossip.

Courtney My Lovely? Allegedly a hooker in Japan during the 1980's. Can she find Beth's X Files in Europe, Asia, South Africa, Greece, Germany, and New Jersey?

Last but never least, Cutie Collin Farrell likes to pretend he was a street thug who made it to fame the hard way when in fact, he grew up in a very wealthy family and most likely could've done whatever he wanted without much struggle. Oh, I think he can be forgiven. 

Howard Stern? Oh, he has a clinically disturbing phone fetish.