Dear Howard

The alleged hacked email was dated April 17, 2014 when Cowell wanted to kick out the aged loser DJ and take over the judging job himself on AGT.

Simon never wanted Howard Stern, NBC did, and would have only considered him as a guest or part time judge. Poor Howard, all that plastic surgery and still not famous, still not able to bring down the house and bring up the ratings for NBC, but hey, the jerking-off DJ came cheap.

News item is from 2011

No wonder Howard was scrambling this year to rush through that signing of the AGT contract, even saying live on his satellite radio show, that he would consider letting a guest judge on the show, reducing his hours, since he was bitching about having to work for his paycheck when Howard already knew the writing was on the wall, Simon wanted to keep looking for another judge instead of Stern in 2011 [for the 2012 summer filler season] and wanted to replace Stern and take the job himself according to an alleged hacked Sony email dated 4/17/14.

Howard bitches and moans pretending to be disgruntled since everyone thinks his ass is fired after this year [providing the show isn't canned like a tuna], what with Howard getting a free ride to Los Angeles on the big AGT expense account, with Beth wining and dining and throwing up on AGT's dime, and with Howard floating around with phony publicity shots while arranging to do a meet and greet and Trust Fund revision for one of his daughters on the West Coast. Yes, Howard taking advantage of being on a TV show when he has no clue about the medium, staring blankly into the TV camera then reading off some scripted drivel with the flash editing trying to make the show exciting and Howard not seem like a total ass having no business on television, he is a boring talk radio host, end of story.

The rarely vertical Beth with the frozen
Botox half smile and swollen baggy eyes
could never score a job on AGT no matter
how many allegedly gay NBC execs she
blew like a whistle. 

According to another interview Simon Cowell did for Access Hollywood in 2012, he had little to do with hiring Stern, it was NBC who wanted him. However, he stated that Howard said he was committed to bringing Cowell a real star. Everyone knows Howard Stern has failed to bring Cowell's SYCO Entertainment company anything but D List circus acts aside from plummeting viewer ratings for NBC, but I doubt they care, it's a shit show anyway, filler when all the execs are vacationing in Europe.

Can Cowell ever be free of Howard Stern? Is Howard going to the lawyers to set up a firewall to stop the pink slip from reaching his permed wig weave? It is a known fact NBC airs AGT as summer filler, and kicks it off the air whenever something happens, the Olympics, other sporting events, breaking news, so it is a garbage disposal show that doesn't matter if it airs or not, just a bunch of dopes with the animal tricks and acrobats, wow, not one person cares if it's preempted or not.

Where are your 21 million listeners, Howard? Not on your show's Facebook site, that's for sure. What is this? 400,000 of your closest relatives? Pretty funny since Rob Zombie is rapidly climbing to 5 million followers.

In Botox related news, Katie Fuglee appeared at the SiriusXM studios on 4/16/15 to plug another one of her white trash recipe books featuring food she never touches. We wonder where Howard was? Sneaking in to tape a segment with her? Or, is all that Billy Joel worship a thing of the past since his 43 year old girlfriend managed to score a pregnancy and will give birth soon?

Gee, we hope the kid survives. One never knows if the baby will go flying out the window, what with that only child Alexa Ray Joel around. She might go into convulsions and OD on herbal tea again since she has stated in the past she wanted to remain the only child of Daddy Billy.

Katie was also interviewed on Extra TV on 4/15/15 with her bloated fuggy Botox face as we wonder who the latest favorite injector is since the untimely hanging death of Dr. Fredric Brandt earlier this month.

Happy Saturday

Don't spare the buns but save the bologna for Howard Stern. He will be eating it soon along with a side dish of crow. Gosh, and to think he starved himself to get into those skinny jeans and still AGT is a ratings sinkhole. Go figure.

How many failed IVF procedures did Howard's pudge go through? The photo is from 2010, and starting around 2013 she was suddenly fostering a bunch of feral kittens and dumping them onto other people in record time, racking up the totals like the Cincinnati Kid.