On Tuesday's satellite radio show, Howard Stern was getting his plugs in order gloating over his self paid publicity item in the NY Daily News about the alleged email leak involving Simon Cowell discussing his own show with a Sony executive and suggested he take over Howard's spot as judge on "America's Got Talent" (AGT). If Howard didn't spend so much of his own money on self promotion, he wouldn't need that second job with NBC.
NY Daily News
Simon Cowell is snubbed by NBC on taking Howard
Stern's spot; Bruce Jenner gets a lift on motorcycle
BY MARIANNE GARVEY, BRIAN NIEMIETZ AND OLI COLEMAN
Tuesday, April 21, 2015, 2:00 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/simon-cowell-drew-stern-rebuke-nbc-article-1.2192312
Awesome comment posted to the NY Daily News Stern item, here is an excerpt:
It's no secret that Stern is personal friends with Marianne Garvey and a paid stooge, even though Stern had made a lame attempt at denying this on the air in the past. Yes, Garvey, a writer for a tabloid who wants to keep those checks coming to her private in box to fund her vacation home in the Hamptons had better keep sucking Howard's dick and whatever is attached to that 150 lb thing he calls a wife.
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| Howard Stern show writer Benjy Bronk dated Marianne Garvey, the current Howard Stern worshipper and paid promoter of the Howard Stern Show. |
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| Howard Stern with his paid biographer and worshipper Marianne Garvey at the Howard Stern 60th birthday party in NY. |
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| Paid Stern worshipper Marianne Garvey with Howard's paid wife Beth Ostrosky at Howard's 60th birthday party in NY. Marianne writes about Beth all the time too in her column for the NY Daily News about how she poses with kittens instead of donating cash to her own charity to fund her own project of a building for homeless cats at the North Shore Animal League, the charity that pays Beth a salary to be their useless spokesperson, a meaningless job that makes the bitch look like she is doing something other than try and be famous. |
Well gosh, the Stern effect has caused AGT to flatline and drop in ratings and it never could recover from Piers Morgan quitting the show in 2011. So, allegedly Simon Cowell spoke with Sony to try and stop the show from sinking further down the ratings scale.
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| It was rumored that NBC wanted Piers back for the 10th season of AGT, but he might be appearing only as a guest to boost ratings. |
Howard is out of his element, first TV, where he stares blankly stupid into the camera then diving into his script, second, Simon has several shows in production and has actually discovered singing sensations and made a lot of money for himself and Sony Entertainment, gee whiz, top level discussions on how to save AGT from being canned, how is that strange or considered anything but good business? Oh, Stern admitted on Tuesday's radio show he was asked by NBC to take a pay cut, pretty funny that he let that slip.
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| Howard Stern, #1 in all the markets residing inside his permed wig weave. |
Howard thinks he has some cards to play in the game of who decides what goes on television. NBC has a contract with SiriusXM to air "The Today Show" as well as pushing the numerous comics in the Lorne Michaels stable of stars and they chose the desperate Howard Stern who happens to have a show on Sirius to endlessly plug AGT, the jerk comes cheap, they are getting all that AGT promotion for free as well as promotional space on Stern's stupid show website. If Howard goes away from radio, we can be free of his staged antics on television and be free of that staged wife he calls Beth.
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| Photo posted on Beth's Instragram 4/21/15 showing her back in NY dealing in the feral kitten trade black market to keep up that supply of new photo props. |
Howard cannot avoid the fact he is scrounging for work. He can barely afford his surgery center in Florida, rarely making an appearance, well, at least his bandages aren't making any appearances while the wifey hides her face in bizarre askew Instagram photos due to being attacked by massive Botox beetles. Since coming back from her alleged trip to Los Angeles to visit the hubby fighting to hang onto his judging job on AGT, she has been busy hiding the right side of her face.
Simon? Oh he is normally parading around with his first child, or taking much needed breaks from his global empire of wealth to spend time on his yacht. He's an older guy now, settled down with a long time friend of his, wanting that family, while having a book published in England to confirm Simon is not gay.
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| Notice in this photo posted on Instagram 4/21/15. Beth's left cheek is swollen and tight with pinkish pancake makeup, while the right cheek is deflating and looks bizarrely wrinkled. Her nose is bigger than normal due to the side effects of the Botox/filler. |
Simon? Oh he is normally parading around with his first child, or taking much needed breaks from his global empire of wealth to spend time on his yacht. He's an older guy now, settled down with a long time friend of his, wanting that family, while having a book published in England to confirm Simon is not gay.  |
| 2010 unauthorized biography authorized by Simon Cowell to prove he wasn't gay. Baby followed in 2014. |
Poor Howard, stuck with two shitty jobs, a stale satellite radio job where he is one of a thousand channels, and his shitty summer filler TV job, where Simon Cowell could not get anyone on the planet to take over the Stern spot, so he suggested it himself....ha, lawsuit anyone? Cowell wasn't afraid, he would've taken the job, as other celebs couldn't be bothered with getting sucked into the Howard Stern vortex and endless battles in the press getting the attention he is desperate for....ooops, Howard's gotta meditate again, call the spiritual leader of the whacko Stern family, High Priestess Emily, you are being paged, some reality is creeping into that thicket weave sitting on top of his head.
NBC knows it's better to let Stern sit and stew and burn up on his own, they are not fighting any battles, where? In the press, where Stern can "win" since he pays for items to be printed in his favor. A courtroom is different, the whole world saw he lost his lawsuit against SiriusXM when he tried to get more dough out of them. It never saw a courtroom, I think the judge tied a rock around the lawsuit and hurled it into the ocean and told Stern to follow it.
NBC knows it's better to let Stern sit and stew and burn up on his own, they are not fighting any battles, where? In the press, where Stern can "win" since he pays for items to be printed in his favor. A courtroom is different, the whole world saw he lost his lawsuit against SiriusXM when he tried to get more dough out of them. It never saw a courtroom, I think the judge tied a rock around the lawsuit and hurled it into the ocean and told Stern to follow it.
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| Howard Stern pontificates about how great he is to a listening audience of three consisting of his massively fat sidekick Robin Quivers who sits home and does the show via an ISDN line from inside her pantry, to his sound effects stooge Fred Norris who provides his big opinions from the peanut gallery and to Benjy Bronk, the show writer, who is frequently late for work because he is writing articles for Marianne Garvey's column all night that have to be ready for printing by 2 AM. |
Can Stern save his career at this point? Well, the guy is approaching the "kick the old fart off TV" age, so good luck Stern, we are so glad you are a self proclaimed super rich mogul that doesn't need to work, good luck foisting Beth's huge ass onto the Hallmark Channel or any other channel when you retire from show business, which will be the day after never judging by your warped image of yourself and your selfie hypnosis sessions you call "meditating". Just think Howard, if you finally stop bothering people and bitchy Bethie finally gets her pink slip from the North Shore Animal League [providing they can still legally function as a public charity], this blog page will self destruct.
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| Good morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to destroy all evidence of the BFP which contains highly sensitive yet incredibly entertaining information about Howard "Idiot" Stern and his fat fake model wife Beth Ostrosky Stern. NBC is taking action to have them officially sequestered to a mental home in the East where they can do no further harm to any network or hog space on the Internet, thereby providing no further information about their stupid antics for the BFP to exploit. As always, should you or any member of your IM Force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. |
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