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Friday, March 27, 2015

Obscure Object of Rejection

Don't you know how famous Beth is? Don't you know she CHOSE to hoard cats for selfies then dump them onto all those same foster families in the New York and New Jersey areas? Don't you know she was a famous unknown international model?

Beth had to post on her Instagram site on 3/26/15, a photo shopped photo of herself from a defunct magazine called FHM, to prove she was a famous model before existing on lockdown at Stalag Beth. Sal the Stockbroker [who is now Sal Sirius on the payroll working for Stern] made a joke on Howard's radio show and broadcast on the now defunct Howard TV, that he [or someone] said it stands for "Found Howard's Money". Well, the magazine quickly folded in the U.S. and eventually shut down its digital versions too and so did Beth's big modeling career.





Beth must be bored and perusing the BFP since I included a portion of that photo above from FHM in a blog entry from last year about "kitten post haters", so I guess I gave Beth the idea to include the whole photo not the chopped version.
http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2014/07/beth-vs-haters.html



Obviously Beth is mentally ill thinking actual kitten post haters want to see Beth's fat ass in a bikini, but I guess there is a perversion for everyone.


Howard funded Beth's big modeling career too late, she was already well into her 30's, not a young innocent thing [thing is not an expression, she really is a thing of unknown origin]. Howard kept announcing a birthday party each year of when Beth was turning the big 3-0 for three years running, so Howard shaves off about three years from Beth's old age as well as shaving off her private parts while Beth says she sits in a sitz bath three times a day. 

Howard wants her to clean her rarely vertical ass while satisfying his little kid bathtub fetish as in, underage girls in a bathtub, thus his "Babysitter" porn that he talks about frequently on his rarely live satellite radio show; some life that Beth has, sitting around waiting to be launched by Howard Stern, who is having problems of his own staying relevant, when his relevancy expired in 1998.


Miami, March 26, 2015, Reggie Bush
interviewed at SiriusXM's UMF Radio
broadcast live from the SiriusXM Music
Lounge at W Hotel.
So, is Howard being shipped out of Manhattan and into Florida? SiriusXM is there with a huge event featuring the still famous Paris Hilton, who is still in demand and getting all expenses paid to transport herself all over the place appearing at clubs and corporate events here and there while Beth haunts the Meredith Vieira show, having been there on March 18 and March 23, with a tentative air date of April Fool's Day with her segment already pre-taped since Beth can't string two words together without index cards to read from and a million do-overs since she can't remain vertical for more than two hours at a time.

Still in demand and still under 40, Paris makes the scene in Miami at the SiriusXM UMF Radio live broadcast on 3/26/15. Are those kitten ears she's wearing? Wow, Beth has a cat ears outfit and new corporate digs in Florida and was still an Objet d'reject. 

Yes, Beth is still stuck with the foster cats as there was a hold up with a foster family all lined up to pretend to be adopted parents of the sickly animals. Anyone who follows Beth on Twitter and Instagram knows Beth has a problem keeping the foster kittens healthy, with one having a broken leg after falling off a high shelf in her posh animal activist closet filled with a bunch of dead animal skins with designer labels and one kitten dying shortly after being dumped onto a foster home somewhere in New Jersey.

Hey, Bethie, time to fire up the old man and get some more phony airbrushed photos of yourself in some magazines and stuff them in newsstands where they are free to unemployable coffee drinkers who are fresh out of AA.


Friday Political Point


From the website of Debbie Schlussel [www.debbieschlussel.com] who has never hid the fact that Amal Almudlelddedenen Clooney is pro-Palestine and anti Israel, recently published an article about Amal accepting a teaching position at Columbia University. To quote Debbie from her article, for those who are "hot for teacher" probably would've been hot for Eva Braun too. But wait, Stern married into a Nazi family right? Howard is hot for Frau Beth, mistress of Stalag Beth, hot for teacher indeed, hot for babysitter sans the baby...omg.

This blogger maintains Howard Stern is terrified to point out the truth; he is terrified of offending Princess Clooney of Hollywood, where Howard has always been considered a giant nobody yet he fawns over Anal Amal, downplaying her dreams of being famous in America while being anti-Israel while political Howard is very vocal about being pro-Israel with his hippy dippy eldest daughter chanting and floating around her house high as a kite, like granny Stern with the meditation then chanting around the house floating on a cloud of incense with granddad in a dress, much like her father...wow, oh, but Stern sits in Casamigos resort two years in a row, desperate to kiss Clooney ass. What is Howard? A phony. He stands for nothing and sits around reading tons of commercials he is paid to read while desperate for fame.


A few of the comments to the article written by Debbie on March 10 about Amal becoming a Columbia University professor are printed below. 

The comments below are NOT from this blogger but from Debbie's readers. In fact, Bethie sounds a lot like Amal in the "looks" department and something about a marriage being a sham:



We would love someone to print the truth about how Howard really feels about that horse he married, the man in drag, or is that Howard? Birds of a feather....happy Friday Beth Fans, early bird catches the wormhole.





2 comments:

  1. You are my favorite blogger. First place I come to Evey morning.
    Please never stop. You are my hero
    Xoxo...excellent

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