For The Birds

The sign of insanity is wildlife living in your hair as Bethie-O personifies insanity and not one person cares as she keeps letting feral kittens nest in her rapidly disappearing fauna that sits on top of her head. Poor Beth, umm, where's Howard? Oh right, on Instagram we get the standard photograph of shoes with some man mumbling in low tones, oh right, has to be the stand-in for the MIA Howard Stern whose corporate employer could care less whether he starts the talk show at 6 AM or 7 AM since it is the standard borefest with a million pre-taped gawd awful bits for demented teenagers and tons of commercials on that "commercial-free" medium called pay radio.

In spite of Beth doing nothing but sitting and waiting for that little kid show called "The Kitten Bowl" to promote, you know, the Barren Bethie just loves anything for the kiddies or kitties, as she is a post-grown menopausal woman that coos and kisses the little kittens all day which is creepy since she never had any real babies of her own so she acts like a baby. Yes, the real world of celebs marches on which Beth has never been a part of and pretends it doesn't exist since her husband has her on some sort of regime and gets a blow by blow account of her activities as the Hamptons prison wardens keep a lock on the refrigerator but Beth is given free access to whatever is white and sitting in covered glass bowls in the basement.


Super famous Taylor Swift was spotted in NY wearing a fashion riding outfit looking model slim while the scientologists were super busy awarding themselves medals for flying around the universe. Well, it's really not fair that they get so much recognition for flying airplanes and spaceships since they have gotten so much more practice than us mortals born here on earth.

1/16/15, Harrison Ford attends the Living Legends
of Aviation event and received his medal at last year's ceremony.

1/16/15, Travolta hosts the Living Legends of Aviation awards in LA. 
He was already awarded a medal and has been sporting a
 slimmer figure as we wonder what UFO landed on his head.

Spaceman Buzz Aldrin brings an alien with him to attend the
 Living Legends of Aviation event on 1/16/15, with his fellow scientologists.

Does Kurt need to tell us something? It's common knowledge 
Goldie is a scientologist but Kurt was a medal recipient and
 presenter at the scientology infested Living Legends of 
Aviation event in LA a few years ago.

Hey, Beth, don't blow all your Kitten Bowl money all at one time. Save it for the birds flying around your belfry when the rain comes down on your little world of not being famous.