Therapeutic Drivel

Sobriety & a 50 year old wife
were no match for Williams.

I am sure anyone interested has read a bunch of recent reports on the cause of the tragic death of comedian Robin Williams, and that his body was filled with legal drugs at therapeutic levels, so there. But, don't forget various reports tell us that he first wrapped a towel around the belt before placing it around his neck then wedging it between the closed door, or clothes door, or closet door [as various reports have stated] then suspended himself in a seated position yet he didn't use a chair, as the police have already said in a press conference "there was no chair", oh right, since we now know he was found in the vacant bedroom of his stepson...but there was no explanation how a man is suspended from a closet door when the personal assistant stated he was on "the floor" when she found him; okay, big deal, mass confusion over such a simple incident since it seems the entire house was empty sans his wife Susan in her bedroom at the back of the house and facing the ocean and Williams all the way at the front of the house in a vacant room adjoining the garage; perfectly normal household.  

As reported by the New York Daily News, when Williams' wife Susan Schneider was questioned by investigators about the habits of Williams, if he was into auto-erotica, she said no, however, someone, unnamed, was with Susan Schneider during the investigative interview and spouted that Williams' was upset over a movie he made five years ago "The World's Greatest Dad", in which his movie son accidentally commits suicide due to auto-erotica asphyxiation and Williams' stages a suicide. We wonder if this friend of Susan's during this interview was one of her alleged cult member friends [The National Enquirer reported months ago that Susan was the member of a cult, the name of the cult was not named, but Susan was a cult member and allegedly suicidal herself, according to her ex-husband]. Sounds like Miss Schneider is still under control and not spouting anything to the press or to police, sticking with the script. But oh well, it's all in the past, over and done with and the body is in ashes floating in the bay feeding the fishes.

Speaking of ashes, are we ready to feel sorry for Beth's career that is currently in ashes? Latching her star onto Howard's moon has resulted in a slight bit of red carpet fame about eight years ago only to come crashing down to kitten selfies, I mean, she has to resort to having her photos crowded with cats in order to get any attention.

Beth was fucking around at some doctored event meant to make Beth famous again for the millionth time when the real issue is that she could not score an invite to the A Lister society event at the NY Museum of Modern Art, 11/7/14, the Louis Vuitton Monogram Celebration, I mean, Howard Stern's wife at such an event? Uh, no way....not with this crowd:

Pugsley & Nicole

Belle du Jour

Louboutin, the guy whose shoes Bethie can no longer afford, along with billionaire Mary Kate or Ashley

Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour of the designer jetsetting blow set who 
seems ageless and still looks pretty damn good at 58 years old.