Are You Hot?

Let me get something off my chest. Does everyone realize how lucky we are that Howard Stern was forced off free radio? We can hardly stand him on mothballed satellite, can you imagine if all his bragging were on free radio? But, we know, as his FCC fines were mounting, major cities in the U.S. that carried the Stern radio show were sick of his shit, even mainstream celebrities were starting to go to television to promote their movies and shows because radio is the bottom of the barrel with satellite right under it. Stern was faced with the constant dump button editing his show on free radio and facing a pay cut since his nationally syndicated radio show was down to only a few cities. Times had changed, people have changed, they were no longer satisfied with the audio of a naked girl talking about her thousands of conquests on video before her diseased infested body turned 30 and she was canned by the porno industry with a barely legal replacement filling the empty spot. Oh, but Howard thinks that's great radio. 

And to think, after Howard's first wife cut and run before Stern bankrupted the family, he actually believed he could get any real actress or model, when reality was horrifying, I mean, everyone had Jessica, and she was proud of it; hey, don't put down a working girl, at least she admitted that her job was giving oral to a married man who gave her a house only upon his death to have his real family serve her with eviction papers since she did not own the house, the married old fart owned it and then his offspring when he kicked the can. Wow, we hope that doesn't happen to Polly Purebred, Miss Running From Casting Couches 'cause she's so virginal and would never resort to doing anything close to that to get the covers of magazines or major movie roles, yet she resorted to something to get her own adjoining apartment in NY to Howard's original man cave. Oh, but Beth is so happy to not live with the guy, she has her own mansion in the Hamptons, but wouldn't we love to see whose name is on that deed, it could be SiriuslyXM interesting.

I find it extremely amazing that these two profound nerd creeps found each other. Love Howard's training bra and fat stomach and we are not sure how many wig aliens have landed on his head. And Beth is so ugly she is actually hilarious looking.

We know Howard is busy in the basement 
working on his awesome xmas card for this year.
We also love it that some guy on the street yells at Beth
that he can get her into Playboy magazine and she believes
it's a real offer. Yes, she's that stupid.