We've Traveled This Way Before [Edited]

We are traveling down the same road with Beth as she falls deeper into a psychosis since no one knows who she is or gives a damn what she does. To get attention she takes her own death photo while posing with one of her phony foster cats. We hope Howard noticed her stiff body and that help arrived to put her arms back down before rigor mortis set in and Howard called an overnight crematorium to reduce her to ashes and bury her urn in the family crypt in the basement of their Hamptons Home.

This already irritating bit is posted on Howard Stern's website and features both he and Beth doing the ice bucket challenge. If you listen closely to Beth's video, not only does she count off memorized names on one hand of the people she thinks are celebrities and are her friends who she is challenging, but you can hear a giant WITCHES' CACKLE in the background which most likely belongs to that martian headed Amy Gretzinger, Beth's sister-in-law. Yes, the Ostrosky Family has invaded the Hamptons this week and most likely Beth's steroid brothers are there too yet Amy refuses to take the "Ostrosky" name which is highly suspect.

Some people challenged Beth's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, that she did it on her own out of the blue. Mary McCormack challenged Beth, then Beth challenged other celebrity wives that she bothers ad nauseam, like Kimmel's wife, Bill Joel's ex-wife and a few others like Courtney Cox, Ali Wentworth [the cheapskate millionaire], and Christa Miller the big nobody.

This is a real ice bucket challenge, as Oprah gets tons of ice dumped on her by her girlfriend Gayle King:

These two look like they're having fun on their girls only vacation. Isn't it always all-girls with these two? Nope, Stedman wasn't with them but had a parting dinner with Oprah in Baltimore earlier this month:

The fun girls docked at Ibiza while on vacation as Howard Stern is stuck home with no money for travel as he photographs his wife getting pudgy while throwing ice cubes on herself then throwing them in a giant glass so she can have her lunch on the rocks.

Howard seems to be the insider expert on everything in music and movies, let's do a rundown and see where we are with all the gossip on the web. Maybe Stern will have another premonition of the death of another big star and tell about it on the air, providing he hits his target and manages to snag those "in office" days in between his massive stay-at-home days that keep jumping around on him while his paid laugh track Robin Quivers is drinking her way across the country phoning in her cackles she interjects trying to stay sober for her standard 6 hr a month contract w/Sirius.

Has Solange completed her deal with Jay Z to make her famous?

Do I have the right couple here? What is the story with the
surrogate who is writing a book unless she gets paid what was agreed upon;
sounds like a breach of the birthing contract if you ask me.

What friend of the Sterns is such an obnoxious bitch she keeps
getting only one-shot contracts that are never renewed that was spotted
yelling at a fan that she does NOT sign autographs only to find out
that "fan" was her new boss in her new reality show
endeavor trying to approach her to say hello at a restaurant.

Demon Hooves and  Angel Eyes
Keep walking on the wild side

#icebucketchallenge