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Sunday, August 24, 2014

Funeral For A Friend

Love lies bleeding in my hands...no, Howard, too soon, it wasn't Beth who was found hanging from a closet door with one of her Gucci scarves around her ostrich neck, so your sympathy card to the Otorskys is a bit premature. 


"By Request" indeed. Do we need flowers for someone's funeral? We love Howard's bogus claim that he painted those flowers. Maybe if Howard wasn't such a cheap, self centered, obnoxious SOB he could have sent a nice apology letter with real flowers to Robin & Marsha for that typically horrible interview he did with Robin Williams a million years ago, and well before he was reduced to ashes and dumped into the San Francisco Bay.


What? No signature? Beth posted this Rorschach Test of flowers on her Instagram website on 8/23/14 stating that it was a painting by Howard. Oh, Beth is lucky alright, lucky Howard can pay for a watercolor and pass
it off as his own work.



While the world still mourns the untimely death of Robin Williams, Beth seems to be mourning the loss of invitations to the numerous events going on in the Hamptons as she poses with garbage on her private beach. So is Amy Gretzinger still there Beth? Or is Howard shuttling BOTH of you off to Michigan to your fam's cabin by the lake so he can race back to his private closet in Manhattan? We loved seeing Beth posing on a mourning rock when her dog died of obesity. Let's see, what shall we mourn this time around? Oh, how about the loss of Beth and her family's free annual trip to Las Vegas using Howard's entertainment budget from his D List crappy game show, "America's Got Talent" (AGT), oh, did the producers cut that trip this year due to massive budget cuts in order to break even after the hiring of old man Stern who hasn't been on television for about 7 years prior to getting AGT? Ha...Simon Cowell got Stern cheap, Cowell doesn't care, but it did cost him an extra judge, hiring two women to replace old lady Osbourne to make up for the Stern debacle.


On August 24, 2014, the Queen of Refuse gets her photo taken of herself picking up balloons discarded on the beach. No doubt the photo is for immediate release to the NY papers. As usual, the image is askew and screwed-up [like Beth's personal life] to make Beth, with cement breast implants, look thin, while the shorty with the monkey arms is psychotically still getting her wedding ring in the photo...oh, can't take off that damn ring, right? Beth will do anything for a photo op. Fuck Robin Williams and that suicidal depression; Beth has balloons to pick up off the beach!

Yes we know, Howard is getting the standard 10 million per year for AGT for three years providing he can fulfill the contract. No amount of complaining will get him any more money or allow him to sit home and collect the dough. Plus, Howard knows he can never quit that stale satellite radio show or he would be facing bankruptcy what with trying to fund a bunch of Trust Funds for all his leeches he calls family on both sides of the tracks.




#AmericasGotTalent  #howardstern #agt   #howardliesabouthiswages

2 comments:

  1. So just how often is Howard with Beth O'Stubby? He spends Monday-Thursday alone then Friday-Sunday with the aging air head?

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  2. Yes, flowers and an apology to Robin and Marsha from Howard would have been nice -- except as Howard said himself, he forgets his radio shows the second after he does them. True he was reminded of the crappy interview when Robin later commented on it in GQ -- still Howard was not moved to action. So it seems the only reason Howard got the "overwhelming thought" to contact Robin two weeks ago is because Robin was already dead. Oh well, bad news, too late to do anything!

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