Shaken, But Not Stirred

Twisted tales of the supernatural don't cover what is going on in the Stern Camp, what with Beth finally back at ground zero, not forgetting she actually bragged about volunteering at ground zero even though no evidence exists of that other than trying to horn in on the Letterman Show and doing some special photo shoots around that time period, but I think Mr. Letterman's personal friend Vinnie was playing block and tackle with Bethie before she officially became a problem with Dave, seeing as how everybody who was anybody around New York had managed to avoid that pudgy pariah until she was dumped onto Howard Stern, you know, he was tagged, he was it, and everyone ran to their respective corners quickly changing phone numbers and deleting email accounts faster than the terrorists could implode another major U.S. landmark.

Has Beth announced any new deliveries
at Stonehenge of the East?

So, how has Beth held up all these years? Plastic surgery looking good, or looking par for the long course, you know, is Beth looking like a million miles of bad road yet? It is worth investigating:

We just love how Beth shops for a good cause all so Howard can get those bizarre sizes he needs at a half price sale, and Beth feels like she is doing something for a charitable cause while getting her picture taken to satisfy all corners of her warped ego.