Cigars & Charred Cows

Cigars and charred, dead cows were the main course for a fundraiser for the Beth Fund at Prime Restaurant in New York for a second year in a row.

Cigar atmosphere at the July 30, 2014, Hamptons Magazine's celebration, A Gold Coast Affair at Prime Restaurant to benefit the North Shore Animal League in Huntington, New York. 

Beth hams it up at Prime Restaurant for her little money collection event, that seems to be an annual event for her to fund her clothing and rental car budget for the rest of the year. She continues to wear the enormous huge dresses to cover up those spanx bandages and is trying to minimize those wandering breast implants with a sports bra under those thick wide straps and dress covering up that crooked cleavage.

Last year she had the nerve to sell her one-shot loser book at the event, which was written in 2010; Howard can't unload these so I suppose a second book is out of the question for now.

Yes, her bulldog died two years ago, even though in the current issue of "Whirl" Magazine [whirlmagazine.com], Beth thinks her dog died four years ago, but it was her book that was DOA four years ago in 2010; Bianca died in 2012, the Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation was formed in 2013, not 2010 as the Whirl article also states; it is just a jumbled mess of errors, isn't it? Beth has a severe problem with dates in her football head as well as a problem with telling the truth. 

Photo from Whirl Magazine 2013 announcing
her foundation and her dead dog urn
is in the background.

But hey maybe Bianca died in 2010 and Beth paraded around a stand-in bulldog until 2012 which was the year she incinerated the bulldog and threw it in a giant urn and posed by it in her bedroom wearing a polyester frock trying to drive old men crazy.  

It was in 2013 that Beth announced the Beth Fund, to get Beth a name on a building at the North Shore Animal League, the charity that employs her as their spokesperson, yes, a useless job for a useless person obsessed with herself. It took those sharp attorneys about six months to get the scheme going and Beth has never looked back. This is her new job, asking for money from the public to fund her dream, yet Howard Stern funded his own dream of a 52 million dollar home in Florida away from his wife. I guess Howard has no cash left over for Miss Bethie to fund her salary and keep her away from his Manhattan Man Cave and his closeted wigs.


Beth was so super famous at the charred cow diner collecting money for herself that she missed the AGT post-show red carpet event, where Heidi Klum and Mel B still had to basically cover up and hide due to massive negative comments from the group with split personalities and those in group homes waiting for god.

America's Got Talent (AGT) post show red carpet event with the almost covered up Heidi and Mel B so as not to offend big Beth or flabby Stern and his fan base of 70+ seniors in group homes with a Nielsen cable box.

Speaking of AGT, Beth's Meal Ticket is getting pretty thin, not only in the hairline but in the ratings race as NBC's Food Fighters continues to save the night as a lead in show for America's Got Talent (AGT) which is a steady flatliner thanks to the power of Howard Stern.

Meanwhile, Manic Depressive Beth goes from french kissing animals to crying in her frozen pizza about how she misses them going to a foster home, then runs around the house with a camera frantically finding more corners of her madhouse to take a picture of herself to post on her stupid media sites.

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