Queen of the Galaxy

Barbarella finally gets her lifetime achievement award in Hollywood from the American Film Institute, June 5, 2014. We know Hollywood no-listers Howard and Beth would never score an invite to such a posh event since they become invisible whenever they leave New York and have to pay a photog to snap their pictures and upload them into oblivion somewhere on the Net.

Howard Stern frequently tells the story about his father taking him to see Barbarella and having to sit there watching the opening credits when Barbarella strips down to nothing. Well, Daddy Stern thought it would help Howard to see what girls look like hoping his son would not be critiquing her outfits but admiring her perfect figure, well, didn't work, he just went home and dove to his sewing machine wanting to duplicate the costumes and wear them to school.

The great Jerry Lewis was in New York and participated in a SiriusXM townhall held at the Friars Club to honor the 50th anniversary of one of his best films, The Nutty Professor. Jerry Lewis is a proven master at writing, directing and producing his own films that were box office hits and are still enjoyed today by millions of new fans. He truly can look back with satisfaction and pride over his career and we wish he never stopped making family films.

So what about our famous couple who are still shooting for the stars at 45 and 65 years old? Well, what are their achievements? Howard Stern has achieved maintaining the status quo by staying on the radio for 35 years. He did finally get back on television after his E Channel cable show was thrown in the garbage, not to mention his own Howard TV Channel available by subscription on various cable providers which was subsequently canned. But, he's back on TV and fails to realize there are no syndication deals with game shows or reality TV and once the show is over, so is Stern.

Bethie has achieved shutting down the U.S. Edition of FHM magazine, but has appeared in Maxim, online edition, and achieved being the only sexy supermodel that was shown completely covered up to hide her middle aged wide body. This year, Beth did finally make it to #98 on the Maxim hot 100 list [100 being dead last] while Michelle Obama in 2009 beat Beth coming in at #93.

Howard has continued to pursue his drawing ambition and thinks it will detract from the fact that he achieved a stellar ratings drop for America's Got Talent summer premiere show in its 9 year history.

Howard Stern drawing posted 6/5/14
on Beth's Instagram. Howard drew the cat
with a left droopy lazy eye like Beth has.

The creepy twins and carnivorous kids, real or not? Well, Beth has to be doing something with all her laboratory created rejects since she does not believe in intentionally terminating a fetus planted and growing inside of her no matter what the outcome.