Real Models vs Beth

May 20th

Nobody is more real than Cher. She started out as a young girl who dropped out of High School to become the world's most incredible performer, oh and yes, just happened to be gorgeous and sought after by Diana Vreeland and placed on many Vogue covers and in the editorial pages much to the delight of fans. Today is her birthday and we have enjoyed every minute this superstar spends with her fans, in movies, in photos, on tour, you name it we love it and hope she never stops being awesome.

Yes, believe it or not, a few other stars were the real thing. Julia Roberts made it no secret she was headed for film but along the way was a real model and appeared in the editorial pages of Vogue promoting her films and looking fabulous. She easily could've stuck with modeling and nobody would have complained.

The Vogue layout was shot by Helmut Newton.

Even Brigitte Nielsen was a real model and she modeled, what else, swimsuits in the editorial pages of Vogue. She was known for her awesome long legs and toned body before moving onto films and various other publications as a model [including Playboy].

Yes, some celebrtieis were real models and not just catalog models scouting someone with a huge bank account like Beth Ostrosky, which leads us to Jennifer Flavin with her loser portfolio photos just like our Miss Beth. 

Pretty funny Jennifer's nose was erased, just like they tried to do with Beth's honker. Yes, it all led to a big nothing in the modeling world but finally paid off in the faux fame department.

Jennifer, the photoshopped flat chested lowrent model was trying to get Stallone forever until he finally gave in since nobody else would sign his hilarious pre-nup. Didn't Angie Everhart keep sending it back? Yes. Jennifer tried that once and came crawling back to the Italian Stallion begging for a do-over. In the meantime, Stallone paid for her dismal modeling career so he could say he married a model [sounds familiar again, doesn't it?]. 

Flavin was about 21 years old in these photos.  It would take her almost 10 years
before  Stallone finally married her since Angie was too expensive and
Janice Dickinson was crazy.  It also took Howard Stern over 10 years to finally
agree to marry Beth Ostrosky since there are always problems when you hire
these failed models as girlfriends who want fame. They want the permanent gig of wife.

Sly finally bought her some cheap implants and got his best friend Travolta to rally a horde of scientologists to buy her skin care products that are recycled dime store grade junk sold at a huge mark-up which she has been doing forever on the Home Shopping Network.

Sly and Flavin attended the Battlefield Earth premiere.
How funny is that? A movie worse than Private Parts!!!

 

Sly stuck his ugly girlfriend in Rocky V [fat nose in far left
of the photo]. The similarities never cease with our Miss Beth.
Jennifer played an escort in "Bar Girls" a TV movie in 1990.

Everyone has done a PETA ad but Beth since 
she is a carnivore that wears cats on her body.

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