Howard Copied Imus On The Radio

Alison Stern cackled all the way
to divorce court and got the motherload.

Oh, everybody thinks it was Don Imus who was first to be suspended and had to have a black woman as part of his staff after the incident. Well, Howard was a racist before Imus, albeit on college radio. When Howard finally horned in on a real radio station doing his porno bit for the airwaves, no doubt his willing wifey the Big Alison, The Stern Enabler, told him he needed a black woman as a sidekick. 

Yes, he needed a black woman to talk to during his radio broadcast, someone with a good loud laugh for radio to laugh at his racist and sexist humor. Well Robin Quivers [crowned as having the best sex with a disabled patient while she was a military nurse and was fired for it and suddenly had to find a new career] fit the bill. She has been eating her way to the bank ever since by having Daddy Stern support her for the past 20+ years.

No wonder Howard said he was always beat up in High School, a 6'4" geek playing ping pong with girl's hair. Howard never had any talent, resorting to racist humor and blaming everyone else - OH they don't "get the show" meaning he's a racist and misogynist and everyone should think it's funny when it's not.

You look OLDER than in High School Howard, care to explain how many times you were held back in school? 

HE ACTUALLY LOOKS MORE LIKE OSCAR WILDE WITH THAT LONG HAIR AND OUTFIT.

But guess what, real fans know Stern copied everybody else in his rise to the raunchy top of the heap of garbage broadcasts. Howard's model for his radio show came from Al Goldstein, the co-founder of Screw Magazine. Yes, Howard even copied Al, even down to the constant inappropriate touching of his guests during his TV appearances. He copied his interview style, everything, except Howard inappropriately touches TV hosts when he makes his gawd awful painful and unfunny television appearances.

Howard got the same celebrity guests as Midnight Blue:

Howard copied Don Imus who hosted a "Ms All-Bare America" contest in 1974. Yes, the raunchy antics did not originate with Stern. He just copied what was already the trend, same with Andy Kaufman and his bits, his style of staring at the audience blankly, his weird non-humor, bad at being bad was supposed to be a joke, yes, Howard copied that too.

Photo is edited for obvious reasons; pudgy Imus is on the right.

But all that garbage only takes you so far, so Howard moved on to his divorce which was radio poison. He tried to establish an image as Hollywood Howie on a mad tear drinking his way into Page Six. But his radio ratings dropped faster than Beth's underpants when she catches sight of an old married pigeon with dough. So Howard has had to reinvent himself again and become a "nice guy" who had to ferret out some model to marry and got stuck with Beth Ostrosky. Howard named her that obnoxious name "Beth O" when Jackie Onassis was the first Big O to exist.  Well, all that was a dismal failure so Howard had to foist Beth onto a bogus charity bit for rich people in the Hamptons...you know, the North Shore Animal League, the dumping ground for mutts, feral cats and unwanted inbred purebred animals with heart conditions and defects.

Struggling Howard now has a real job and is a salaried employee of a corporation, and he even fought to get that summer filler game show AGT so Beth can remain in the public eye and Howard can make some dough to support her and all his nonsalaried family members. Yes, faux media mogul Stern has to photograph his own wife to save money and try to get the pictures published in online magazines or just on various media sites since she is a giant nobody. No photos yet exist of her modeling anywhere outside of New Jersey and Pittsburgh, no famous photographers have her pictures stored anywhere to be reprinted and shown today, nothing, because Beth never existed in the high-end modeling world. She was a mall rat that daddy got into local newspapers so his pudgy princess could call herself a model. Beth the giant nobody can only get regular features in pet magazines and lifestyle magazines that are thrown in the garbage every two weeks. 

Howard's assistant preparing for a photoshoot of Beth. 
Howard has to resort to using mannequins since
it takes forever to erase Beth's circus freak features.

Howard is cashing in on some old secrets by pressuring Billy Joel to donate to Beth's latest cash grab gimmick with her charity of getting her name on a building for cats at the North Shore Animal League. It has been widely publicized by Howard that Billy is donating proceeds from his concert tonight at The Garden to Beth. Yes, more Beth promotion and Howard is being pressured to fulfill his contract of making her famous so she will stay around and order all his gowns online for him. Beth has her wigs firmly attached as she is ready to make the scene tonight at the Billy Joel concert at The Garden.

Beth all ready for her big Billy Joel concert cash grab
gimmick for her Bianca's Furry Friends foundation.

Long time friends Howard and Billy; Howard never forgets
and will recall your secrets and cash in on favors when needed.

This looks like another photo of Beth by Howard. Is Howard getting inspiration from Tranna?

Typical fuzzy airbrushed photo by Howard Stern of Beth. Howard constantly has to hide her face because he knows she has that left lazy eye and huge teeth. He normally tries to hide or skew her body because she never had a model figure.

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