Hamptons Authors Night Horninsky ⛱️🐎 📚

As blogged about on May 21, 2026, Beth Fans already knew that Beth O Stern was hoofin' it back to Authors Night in the Hamptons on August 8th.

As mentioned in that blog entry, Beth has not been invited to East Hampton Library's Authors Night for 15 years even though she's had two Yoda the cat books published in the meantime.

Beth was there in 2010 and 2011 for the same book, which was her first book of a bunch of information downloaded from the Intternet about dog care, like a fat dictionary, called "Oh My Dog".

Her subsequent two books about Yoda the cat were only featured elsewhere for signing, like at Costco, where Beth did a book signing, but those books were suspect because Howard Stern likes to use famous names for the cats he wants to market to get automatic major Google hits. So he used those Star Wars names for two of his cats Yoda and Grogu, both have since died so that ended any third book featuring Yoda and they were scared to market Grogu in case the Star Wars people decided to take legal action.

Also, as blogged about and later confirmed by Howard, they got into trouble with trying to market their cat Cocomelon, so shortened their book and prior calendar to just say Coco to avoid lawsuits and copyright issues.

So here we are at Hamptons Authors Night after a 15-year absence as Beth continues to pretend to author these dumb books, I mean, not that she can't write this shit, but these are packaged PR items that publishers market for celebs to push their names out there. Every idiot celebrity has a children's book, even that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon, I mean, name a celeb and they've got a canned AI written children's book published somewhere.

Beth is back after a 15-year absence at Authors Night

8-8-26, East Hampton Authors Night and Beth is Botoxed-up and 
glitching out talking up her latest book about nothing.

So how many of these did Howard have to buy or pay
shills to show up?

My gosh, what a huge bloated Botox facelift, and she always
has that huge mouth open to catch flies.

High-Pitched Melon Head @

Hamptons Authors Night

A bunch of the authors did a 2 bit sound bite promoting their book at Hamptons Authors Night, and Beth has perfected that super high-pitched screechy little girl voice that she practices all the time, you know, the older she gets the higher that voice gets and the blonder that hair gets and the more makeup she piles on.

#dawgshed #authorsnight #easthamptonauthorsnight

#bethostern #coco #stephen

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