Kicked Off the Air Kick Off Party 🎉🍹🎈🥳🛰️📻

The highly anticipated Howard Stern "Kicked Off the Air Kick-Off Party" has begun as Howard is kicked off the air again this summer since his boss Jennifer Witz found a loophole in that weaved wig of Howard's, wherein she can't cancel the party of the first part's stale satellite radio show, but she can kick his can to the curb for two months each summer and air reruns to save on expenses and stop Stern from producing more new useless shows.

It was a battle of the Witz to get Stern to finally give up the ghost and call off his lawyers because Witz won this battle realizing there is still the war of words with the babbling talk radio host deadweight.

Howard has always taken some time off during the summer to make his wife Beth Stern famous in the Hamptons, a fight he has fought for about 20 years and he will not give up the useless battle of trying to make Beth famous.

But now Howard has more time to focus on making Beth famous once again as she squeezes into plus-size fashion pieces off the rack with Felix the Tailor having to widen out those seams so Beth can be sewn into them with Howard allegedly having Felix's fake signed NDA already on file in case Felix fights Beth and goes public with it accusing her of creating a hostile sewing room environment busting out of her seams in a rage when all Felix can do is pick up the pieces and get out his gummy bear shooter to calm the beast.

Summer Kick-Off Team

Howard is no different from other aged-out old crones on the Summer Kicked-off the Air team that have old ironclad contracts that the networks are stuck with, when these people are grossly overpaid and ratings go up in their absence and the networks are desperate to hire younger talent that will work at a fraction of the cost.

Jimmy Kimmel is always kicked off the air each summer and the network has tried on several occasions to cancel his show permanently, even POTUS has tried getting Kimmel kicked off the air, but the only loophole the network could come up with was a summer kick-off and they can hire guest hosts. 

Of course with Howard Stern, Boss Witz just wants him gone so they can air all those useless old show tapes and make money from the advertising while paying a skeleton crew to hit buttons on a tape recorder as summer filler.

This is also the ploy of the struggling Today Show that has wanted for several years to oust their ratings killer Savannah Guthrie. So when her mom went missing in Tucson, the network jumped at the chance to oust the TV deadweight by pressuring her to take a ton of time off to go rent some camels and get a search team suited up with canteens to look for her mom in the desert, trolling through bedouin camps looking for mommy so The Today Show could continue with the existing co-hosts to boost ratings.

Well, Savanny caught on and came back too soon and did the crying bit on the air after spending a month with an acting coach hidden away at a secluded mansion in the Tucson foothills so she was back in NYC in no time blubbering like a big overgrown baby with her helium head pining away for 'mommy'.

So, to be free of Savannah, producers took the loser game show 'Wordle' off that shelf that had been gathering dust for 2 years and dumped Savannah onto Jimmy Fallon who is producing the game show and getting Savannah out of town to film the show in the UK hoping that she never returns today or tomorrow. 

We remember Savannah was scheduled to be shipped off to Italy for the Olympics but her mom disappeared so that canceled all that, so now she is expected to fly on her broom to the UK as the network hopes it sticks this time and no one else from the Guthrie group goes missing to muck up that taping schedule which would boomerang Savannah right back into the Today Show's lap.

Savannah and her siblings are still struggling to keep the kidnapping game going since the disappearance of their mommy Nancy Guthrie who is still in hiding with many moles suspecting she is negotiating her return to earth shortly and will claim she was abducted by Martians as originally suspected anyway as exclusively reported only by the famous Beth Fan Page. However, the catch is that she went with the wind under her own power and not forcibly abducted which is something the Martians are adamant about, they are nonviolent beings as they point their long fingers at the Tall Greys which of course President Trump has one in custody and is seeking advice with this sensitive situation from the Pleidians to bring Nancy home. [Ref: BFP 5-21-26 and 6-23-26]

Savannah's security team swore they heard Nancy squeaking
a message from a secret room hidden inside her closet that
Savannah admitted in her book, "What God Does" that they never found.
It was where Nancy hid her secret journals, diaries and old love letters
from their dad Charles. Savannah has since hired an escavation
team to dig deep in Nancy's closet to find that secret stash.

FBI [aka FIB] Says Ransom 

E-mails are Fake

Yes, folks, now the FBI, nicknamed 'Fibbers', claim that the ransom e-mails received in the Guthrie kidnapping case were fake - well, maybe not all of the chapters in this kidnapping novel were fake, but only part of the first part could be real, but a part of the second part below the postscript may not be real.

In the Ramsey family kidnapping case, the ransomer published their ransom book all at once and left it at the scene of the crime whereas this Guthrie group is breadcrumbing the public with only publishing chapters of their ransom novel. 

It's been reported that there was a video attachment to the first e-mail showing Nancy being abducted from her bed wearing navy Pjs and was barefoot with her Apple watch dropped on the floor in the scuffle. That's why Savannah said her mom was snatched from her bed in the early morning hours - yeah, kind of like the Guthrie family's annual kidnapping game they played as kids that was sanctioned by Nancy and carried out by their grown cousin Teri per Savannah's book "What God Does".

Howard Brokers Major Turtle Deal 

Just when you thought Howard could dig no deeper into that modeling barrel, he found a charity that would take Beth as their spokesturtle model. She will appear at a Turtle Gala [this is not a joke] as an honorary chairperson on July 18 somewhere on Long Island. Gosh, the clout Howard must have to have brokered this deal!! Wow. Now Beth can bring boxes of her book "Coco & Stephen" to the gala to sell to everyone.

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