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Tuesday, June 9, 2026

HHHH Beth O Stern πŸ‘ΈπŸͺ„ πŸ‘‘

The Hamptons Hostile Hostel Housewife (HHHH) Beth O Stern is a famous closet and bagel model.

She just recently modeled her bagel bread plate at the birthday party for her hubby Howard Stern's grandson [ref: BFP 6-2-26] and of course she is a regular in front of her giant mirror in her closet(s) trying on various outfits for any potential public appearances because she writes the clothing off as a business expense.

Now Howard's paying through his fake teeth to promote her latest boring book about nothing, "Coco & Stephen" featuring a cat and a boring rabbit since rabbits have zero personality. 

So, Beth is back posing in front of her mirror with reversed skewed images trying to make her wide chunky body look thin, then when she is spotted in public she is barely recognizable due to her chunky stature.

Beth's been having a hard time recently keeping up her sweet image and has turned into a pop tart with Howard scripted some spicy banter between he and Beth because he wants the lawsuit from Beth's alleged former toadying assistant Leslie Kuhn to focus on Beth who allegedly fostered a hostile work environment at the Hamptons hostel. 

It's common knowledge the Sterns like to coerce famous people to spend the weekend at their Hamptons house we just found out they call "Oceanview" [how stupid and cringy is that] and then are pressured to donate to Beth's animal charity foundation or they can forget getting a key out of the front door. Beth's alleged assistant Leslie Kuhn claims the foster feline gimmick was untenable to say the least.






Howard caught LYING - Again

It is documented on the 6-24-24 Beth Fan Page when Howard Stern said that BETH was at the BRIS in June 2024 for his first grandson. NOW Howard claims that Beth had no idea what went on at a bris. 

So what is going on here? Are all of Howard's family stories just made up LIES or better yet, his little stooge show writer fails to update those scripts they recycle. See below for the transcribed excerpts from the June 9, 2026, Stern show for the exclusive on Bris Gate.

As a sidebar, how interesting is it that Stern's daughter Ashley now has two sons, both born in June [2 years apart] and both had their bris in June. Everyone knows the Stern daughters can't have boys like their mommy Alison couldn't either.






Cohen Caught His "Beth"

Andy Cohen reportedly has found his "Beth", meaning, a toadying wannabe trolling around the theater district to connect with celebrities and follows them back home, just like Cohen's current fiancΓ© Kevin Sobieski snagging Cohen and he is never letting go. The lovebirds are expected to tie the knot in the Hamptons over Labor Day weekend so the Sterns have plenty of time to be camera ready and make sure they are all Botoxed-Up and have time to hire a few phony feral felines to stick inside their limo to count their attendance at the wedding as a tax write-off charity animal rescue mission.


Sobieski is like Ostrosky, once they catch their big fish,
wedding bells follow but that pre-nup is a fright.




Just like Beth Ostrosky, Sobieski trolled around Broadway and
latched onto composer and lyricist Benj Pasek before catching his
big fish Cohen. Beth trolled around and latched onto Broadway's
Michael Cerveris while stalking TV and radio show hosts.







After four months of intense investigation and manhunt for the alleged kidnappers of Nancy Guthrie, all Tucson Sheriff Nanos has accomplished is arresting two livestreamers who sat in folding chairs on the dirt roadside talking about the case. 

So, the hunt is still on to find Nancy Guthrie who has that round mouse body with the mouse face and those little teeth, with local police targeting Tucson livestreamers to make them stop staring at Granny Guthrie's empty shell house. 

Sweetie Savanny recently stated that her new BFF is Jenna Bush with her sob sista Hoda being pushed to one side and Savanny loves her Today Show family while not mentioning her two siblings who are stuck in Tucson trying to salvage what's left of their mom's dwindling estate with some alleged insiders insisting the siblings are planning a huge bonfire of the vanities to free themselves of their former stone prison home to erase all memories of their mom and their childhood while counting the cash from the fire sale.


Interesting how some news outlets have copied the famous 
Beth Fan Page by using the word 'allegedly' regarding 
Nanny G's abduction.




There were sure a lot of scripts and ransom e-mails
swirling around this case. Gee, I wonder who wrote them?
Some people have to put everything in writing, you know,
like lawyers do all the time.

Savannah smiles when talking to the alleged kidnappers of her mom
as she has written scripts for herself and Annabelle or Anni or Annie 
as she is called. But normally it's the kidnappers who have the victim
on video reading from a script to provide info on where to drop the cash in
exchange for their safe deposit with no return. These three look foolish
doing their own 'ransom' videos, I mean, they have this bit backwards.




One wonders what happened to the remains of Nancy Guthrie's
unfinished novel and what tall tales it entailed











Sweetie Savanny needs to heal
in the UK

Well, the upshot of all this abduction hoopla is that the game show 'Wordle' was taken off the shelf and got the greenlight to begin filming in the UK. 

So sweetie Savanny will be skating out of the country very soon to begin filming Season 1 of the game show and she is thrilled to be flying out of the U.S. to heal from being traumatized over her missing mommy. 

That stale game show idea was SHELVED about two years ago because no sponsors were funding a game show featuring an old defunct lawyer like Savannah Guthrie as the host with that big fish mouth yelling on The Today Show about some news topic. But now that she's the talk of the town, sponsors thought people might actually tune in to watch Savannah heal from the alleged abduction of her mommy by playing a word game.



Savannah will be working on 'Wordle' with Jimmy Fallon's production
company. The game show was shelved and only now was suddenly
greenlit due to the massive publicity surrounding Savannah's
missing mommy so producers think a buzz will be created
around the show.



































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#ashley #surrogategate #june #hamptons #leslie #stunt
#untenable #feline #foster #bff #andycohen #sobieski


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