Beth appeared at Hamptons Authors Night for two years in a row with the same book. It was her first book called "Oh My Dog" released in 2010 and she was at Authors Night in 2010 and 2011.
The book featured tons of plagiarized information downloaded from the Internet about the care, feeding and housing of your pet dog. She has written two children's books in the meantime that were ignored and just now has published her third children's book called "Coco & Stephen", and she finally gets back at Authors Night to sit around with boxes of books to unload and people can pay to get an autographed copy. Her husband Howard Stern is really forking out the dough this year for Beth's huge promotional tour for Beth's latest boring ghostwritten book about nothing.
Beth claims to be a big author yet can't churn out those books due to being too busy! Busy with what? She's no Stephen King as if fans are waiting for his next novel to drop when all Beth does is sit around watching her ass drop.
Beth is not a novelist or any sort of writer, she is busy doing nothing, lazing around her Hamptons house counting crows healing from her latest round of cosmetic plastic surgery procedures, just like Howard Stern does now, and he keeps taking more and more time off work to get all his little procedures done like shaving down that nose of his, getting his liver spots lasered, and tweaking his eyelift, and apparently submitting to mandatory drug testing as a condition of continued employment at Sirius, working from home since 2020. If he fails a drug test, it's suspension, I mean, vacation time for Howard Stern.
Big author Beth as no job, so what was the holdup here? Her last children's book was 11 years ago with "Yoda Gets a Buddy", and she just released one now so she will show up in person at Hamptons Authors Night to sign her children's book, "Coco & Stephen" that you purchase onsite. Dozens of books will be on hand to buy and get signed. You are NOT ALLOWED to bring a copy of the book you already own. You must purchase it there at the site if you want to get it signed in person by the author.
East Hampton Library’s
Annual Authors Night
The East Hampton Library's 22nd annual Authors Night will be held on August 8, 2026. The evening begins at 5 pm with the Authors Reception under a grand tent, where guests enjoy hors d’oeuvres and wine and have the opportunity to meet and mingle with the authors, buy their books, and have them personally inscribed.
At 8 pm, directly following the Authors Reception, guests dine at dinner parties at private homes in honor of one or more of the guest authors. Will the Sterns host a reception at their Hamptons Hostile Hostel? Will their former alleged personal assistant and house manager Leslie Kuhn show up with yellow caution tape to put around the foyer?
Tickets are $150 for the Authors Reception only, and begin at $500 for the dinners (includes entry to book signing reception). Tickets are available in mid June, online at authorsnight.org, at the Library (159 Main St., East Hampton, NY), and by phone at (631) 324-0222.
Meet & Greet Superstar Beth O Stern
who hasn't scored an invitation to Authors Night
since 2011 even though she's written two
children's books in between her current one
just released in May 2026.
The last time Beth horned in on Hamptons Authors Night, was
15 years ago. She appeared two years in a row for the
same book, 'Oh My Dog" in 2010 and 2011.
Beth's Botox Smirk on Clarkson Show
As recently blogged about, Beth taped her appearance on the Kelly Clarkson show on May 12th and it aired on May 20th, where Kelly had to kiss her ass and they yucked it up when Beth said Howard pays all the bills for her animal foster charity. Well, all those bills are tax deductible because Howard has to claim his White Elephant real estate portfolio as partial tax deductions so he runs that cat and rabbit business inside his houses.
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| Not sure Beth's enormous chunky man-shoulders are big enough as her face is so hardened with fillers, she can barely move it with that signature Botox smirk. |
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| Beth and Kelly burst out laughing when Beth says her hubby Howard Stern pays all the bills for her [bullshit] animal charity business. Notice again, Beth has to wear enormous huge A-line dresses when in public to hide her huge chunky lower body and short calves. |
Justice for Granny Guthrie
It seems that the Real Donald Trump has captured the alleged perpetrator of the Nancy Guthrie abduction. One wonders if it will talk and give us the grimy details and reveal the motive and if there are any co-conspirators in the mysterious disappearance of Nanny G. Locals allegedly claim that her family sat on the sidelines and did nothing to prevent Nancy from wandering off into the desert with her aged old crone UFO club cronies where she was allegedly abducted.
Apparently, the Fearsome Foursome [as they are called by alleged insiders], Savanny, Annie, Tommy and Cammy, did not supervise their mom and think she is simply playing the kidnapping game that Sweetie Savanny mentioned in her book that she said was not a memoir, but focused on how she is God's chosen one.
Savanny said in her book, "Mostly What God Does", that the kidnapping game was played almost every year when she and her siblings were kids, and her grown cousin Teri visited the Fam in the home where Granny Guthrie has now disappeared.
Cousin Teri concocted the annual kidnapping game, snatching the kids out of their beds in the predawn hours, and then later called their mom Nancy to scream how they had been kidnapped and were in fear. Nancy Guthrie would play along and pick them up a few days later.
May 17, 2026, it seems The Don may have found Nanny G's
abductor. As suspected, apparently a Tall Grey alien was involved.
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| The Don is on the case and has a Tall Grey in custody. |
Prepping for the return of Nancy Guthrie?
On May 18, 2026, ONE DAY after The Don posted that photo of the capture of a Tall Grey, which many suspect was involved with Nanny G's abduction, the circular driveway at her house was BLOCKED from any vehicles entering the property. Is this in preparation for the return of Nanny G???
Supposedly Sweetie Savanny said that people were trespassing on the property where her little mommy disappeared from, so had the barriers put up blocking cars from entering the circular driveway when everyone knows the Fam is desperate to get rid of YT livestreamers who may catch something that shouldn't be caught on camera.
Beth Fans remember that the famous Beth Fan Page was the only site to exclusively surmise that Nancy was abducted by aliens as she walked away to meet the Mothership in the Arizona desert. Only after that Beth Fan Page bombshell did President Trump then publicly press release that he will declassify some of the UFO/UAP alien contact documentation. [See the 2-10-26, 2-17-26 and 2-24-26 Beth Fan Page for that exclusive timeline bombshell.]
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| May 18, 2026, after DONALD TRUMP posted his Truth Social post with the captured grey alien, Nancy Guthrie's family put up a chain across the entrances to Nancy's circular driveway. Some are speculating that Nanny G will be returned to her home as the family is desperate to stop YT livestreamers from camping out in front of the home because they may capture images that no one is supposed to see. |
In the meantime, Sweetie Savanny will be off to Manchester, England, to tape her new game show produced by Jimmy Fallon called 'Wordle' since Savanny is acting like the rest of these people with missing or murdered family members.
It was a macabre joke that OJ Simpson was searching for the murderer of his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman on a golf course, John Ramsey was searching for the kidnapper of his daughter from his secluded estate in Michigan, and now Savannah is headed to England to search for her missing mom - yeah, funny how they all follow a certain pattern of fleeing the area of destruction. Oh, but Savannah has to heal!! She has to return to quote, 'normalcy'. Yes, folks, Savannah wants nowhere near Tucson when and if the grey alien abductors return mommy to earth, we hope, intact.
Alien Life Forms hiding in plain sight
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| Obviously, the TV character ALF was based on Ashley Banfield. She was the first one to divert attention away from any UFO involvement in the abduction of Nanny G and instead claimed Savanny's brother-in-law Tommy was the main suspect in the disappearance of his mother-in-law. Ashley has since retracted her comments blaming an informant that everyone knows never existed in the first place. |
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