Howard's Working Vacation to Make Beth Famous 👱‍♀️😮🎤😳

On March 30, 2026, Beth Stern was a guest on her hubby Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show to promote her upcoming book about a cat and a rabbit called "Coco and Stephen" and she was going to do an audiobook which is a joke since that book is mainly all illustrations and little dialogue but then it saves Howard some money. Oh, but of course the people voicing the characters will not be paid due to it being all for charity, namely, all proceeds go into Beth's Birkin Bag where her foundation Beth's Furry Friend's leaves her holding the bag. [Ref: BFP 4-2-26 about Beth's audiobook discussion during the Stern show.]

So, every year at this time, Howard Stern takes a week off on vacation. Let that sink in for a moment because now you know the timing of Beth using Sirius audio equipment to record the audiobook for her children's book "Coco & Stephen" and do her book promotion with Zoom interviews, so Howard is working during his time off to make Beth famous once again. 

Howard gave the impression that he could record the audiobook during his regularly scheduled work days, but now it seems that he had to wait until his vacation to work on their book that benefits the Sterns' foundation. The thing is, Beth appears to be in the Hamptons working on her book promotion because the Sterns like to confuse their fan and any abberrant former personal assistants of their exact location to avoid any alleged subpoenas. Beth's book is scheduled to be released on May 5th, to detract from the annual Met Gala, wherein Beth is snubbed every year so Howard has to come up with some promotional item for Beth, like a book or calendar or merchandize so Beth can appear to snub the Met Gala as if she's too busy when the Met Gala has never met Beth.

Once again Howard takes time off to make Beth famous. She was doing the audiobook tapings and now is doing Zoom interviews, whatever that means, but one wonders if she now wants her own podcast on the Stern Show. 

Another Spring Break

Howard already had time off for spring break, but it seems the Beth O family are taking over their Florida flophouse because Beth likes to brag and show off how famous she is, so she's pretending to be busy with her book promotion. This is usually an annual event when the O Family invades the Florida Fortress and Howard escapes back to NY.

O Family hand-me-down? Beth wore a daisy bikini in 2021 and now her
niece sports a similar one.

Another O Family visit with Beth's toadying sister-in-law Amy Grets
and her daughter. Normally with the O Family invasion, Howard
hikes back New York.

Bella Urns It

It's really strange how Beth showed off a special urn for her cat Bella who just died, because all her personal pets get cremated and thrown into that giant urn in the master bedroom at their Hamptons home. It's common knowledge, Beth has said this, all the animals get dumped into that huge urn, only her personal pets, not the faux feline fosters who may happen to cross the rainbow bridge. So this is very strange that Bella earns her own personal purse size urn. Maybe Beth can take it around on her book tour for sympathy sales even though the book's about Coco the cat and Stephen the rabbit, unless Bella makes an appearance in the book. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

All of Beth pets used to end up in this urn. See the BFP 9-12-17 and 7-15-23.

So, Beth carts Bella the cat from the Hamptons where she's lived her whole life with the Sterns, then transports her to Florida where she apparently died and now she has her little urn in Florida.

#dawgshed #grets #amy #florida #coco #cocoandstephen

#hamptons #studio #basement #bella