Little Clear Bag 👛👜💐

As blogged about on November 5, 2025, Howard Stern had Beth Stern as his guest on his satellite radio show and talked about shipping her off to her family in Pittsburgh on Sunday, when everyone knows Beth spent Friday through Sunday, the entire Halloween weekend, at her family's house because Howard always spends holidays and most weekends with his own family anyway and Beth sits alone or skates to her family's home in Pittsburgh, but her parents also own a condo in Florida.

But Howard is super busy with his side of the family feud what with his daughter Ashley living in the East with her husband and son, who calls Howard "Bach" instead of grandpa. 

Yeah, read all about it on the November 5th blog entry. It seems psychotic and one wonders what that conversation was with Howard's psychoanalyst, knowing that a psychoanalyst is very expensive, they don't just listen to your hard luck stories. They go into the deep psychology of the human mind while prescribing a shitload of drugs to tame certain people so they are not a danger to themselves or to others. I mean, think Sigmund Freud times 10, and that's who is 'treating' Howard Stern.

Reportedly, Howard had a mental break when his first wife took everything and left Stern with a peanut portion of the estate, mainly his now-sold NYC penthouse and his unmarketable girlfriend now wife Beth O. He had a secondary fallout of what was left of that mush mind of his when his syndication deals were being canceled nationwide. He was old news and the radio station stopped paying his FCC fines, so it was either face a pay cut or cut out to satellite radio and we all know how that turned out.

Pittsburgh Pariah Back in Pittsburgh

Beth was at the Steelers game on Sunday, November 2nd, with her family and was all covered up from head to toe as usual when she is outdoors hiding her facelift and lasered skin from the sun and when she is around dozens of candid cameras. She never knows who may snap her picture and show how chunky she is with that wide ass and huge short chunky legs.

Beth with her family in Pittsburgh, November 2, 2025.

Beth brought her Bloomies Little Clear Bag with her
to the big game on Sunday, November 2nd. It looks
like Beth is wearing one of Jill Martin's fugly fleece
coats from her clothing line. But anything that is free
is the price Howard will pay for Beth's wardrobe.

Beth with her friends and family, November 2, 2025.

Memory Lane

It's so funny to think about how hard Howard tried making Beth famous and her only claim to fame is marrying Howard, a famous transvestite. 

All of Beth's early photos and her solo calendar were all dismal failures since she was already in her 30s and unmarketable. But in spite of her advanced age [real models age out at 29], you still can't expect to market phony airbrushed photos, the original woman has to show up in person. Beth has a bizarre misshapen face and body, plus that wonky left lazy eye. 

If she hadn't snagged Howard Stern well before his divorce, I doubt we would ever have heard of Beth O, unless she married that tranny Tony award winner from Broadway posing with him at the Titanic party on Broadway. 

Beth was never a globetrotting supermodel like Heidi Klum or anyone else, but apparently Howard has never heard of the Internet and thought he could just lie. Beth's only European jobs that were ever found was found exclusively by the famous Beth Fan Page and no one else. She was known in Germany as 'Bader Beth', a stock photo model for Bader catalog, and did a few other German catalogs [see the blog header for that info].

Remember these pitiful attempts at modeling?

Howard paid for these photos and they amounted to nothing. She

got a few loser stints on cable TV and some Hamptons magazine

covers. She finally had to get a job with NSAL shilling for their

animal shelter and then setting up her own animal tax

shelters after becoming Mrs. Stern.

Howard was always having these phony photoshopped photos
taken of his rarely vertical girlfriend he named "Beth O", as
if that was her modeling name. What a joke. No one was looking
for Stern's 36 year-old girlfriend. Howard had to pay for any
magazine cover features for Beth and nothing has changed.

These photos are too blurry, and I only recall the bottom
one seeing the light of day. It was used as a cover feature
for Razor magazine, which went out of business.

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